By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 11:25 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
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perdix 29

It used to be "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but now it is apparently "the way to a man's heart is through your asshole." On the other hand, I wouldn't trust an "I love you" that is said right after anal -- he's probably talking shit.

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dman78100 0

anal even feel good on the girls side?

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JustJaredfied 0

um not to be mean but did u ever think he might be gay? Kinda a dead give away, in my opinion.

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xwingman 0

Like the saying goes "vaginal sex can make your day, but anal sex can make your hole weak" P.S. Id love ya too

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Captain0bv10us 0

Well...god gave us an anus for a reason ;)

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Rwcrazy 0

Id tell you that too, even if had just met you and we did anal..

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muzakfever 0

Aw :( get some self respect OP

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