Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML
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perdix 29
It used to be "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but now it is apparently "the way to a man's heart is through your asshole." On the other hand, I wouldn't trust an "I love you" that is said right after anal -- he's probably talking shit.
thegooseisloose 0
38 I see what you did there.
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Comments (218)
Combat_Mushroom 3
that will do it
dman78100 0
anal even feel good on the girls side?
JustJaredfied 0
um not to be mean but did u ever think he might be gay? Kinda a dead give away, in my opinion.
xwingman 0
Like the saying goes "vaginal sex can make your day, but anal sex can make your hole weak" P.S. Id love ya too
rocket123 0
lmfao
terryx32 0
gg
elwood11 3
hahahahaha #16
Captain0bv10us 0
Well...god gave us an anus for a reason ;)
Rwcrazy 0
Id tell you that too, even if had just met you and we did anal..
muzakfever 0
Aw :( get some self respect OP
nikkij92 1
**** it took him 3 years?!