By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML
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Sonfang 19

...And so begins the zombie invasion!

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MonetVousAime 0

Yeah!!! Bite the deranged homeless person back, then tell us what he/she does to you next. :D (My money is on the hobo.)

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KingDingALing 9

Biting a hobo is the equivilent of licking the toilet seat in a public restroom.

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GiggidyPants 0

just pat him on the head and feed him sugar cubes from the hand

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WeeGee_fml 0

no don't bite back he bit you cause he's a radioactive hobo. He gave you super powers! I'm not sure what powers that gives you but I'm sure of what the commissioner will use to notify you of trouble. throw loose change at the villains. lol but in all seriousness I know someone who was bit by a hobo so fyl

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Popsiclese 0

145, your profile picture is the background on my iPod.

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selene1_fml 0

You should go to the doctor to get checked for rabies!!!

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Ariasmake_1 0

I don't understand how you can possible allow anyone to invade your personal space enough for him to bite you without you reacting?

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Person1233 12

The homeless are not your average ordinary person. They can move at the speed of light and shoot lazers from their eyes! However, when it comes to finding a job, they intimidate too many people and must resort to using the "homeless" disguise once they are fired. I knew a guy...

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Ariasmake_1 0

thanks for clearing that up. lol I learn something new every day.

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c8750 2

FML does wonders for educating people. Not sure if I would trust all I learn here though. Lol

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ciaogirl 0

This comment just made my day.

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mrahhhhh 21

Human, the other white meat... or Asian, Hispanic, African, or other, or any combination of the above.

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stronghand0331 17

I, for one, enjoy a nice Swedish human. They taste of strudel and weinerschnitzel. Nothing cheers me up more than a piping hot Sweed.

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7rafe7 0

okay seriously you were obviously bitten by someone infected with the zombie virus, its the only way.

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Sonfang 19

I agree we need to stock up and prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse!

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hammie27 3

oh no! it's finally begun! good thing I have a zombie outbreak survival plan...and my handy dandy survival guide!

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Sonfang 19

Me too! I <3 my zombie survival guide! It has a lot of useful information!

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