By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 705
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bite him back

Sonfang 19

...And so begins the zombie invasion!


bite him back

MonetVousAime 0

Yeah!!! Bite the deranged homeless person back, then tell us what he/she does to you next. :D (My money is on the hobo.)

bite him on the back?

KingDingALing 9

Biting a hobo is the equivilent of licking the toilet seat in a public restroom.

just pat him on the head and feed him sugar cubes from the hand

Homeless zombies D:

no don't bite back he bit you cause he's a radioactive hobo. He gave you super powers! I'm not sure what powers that gives you but I'm sure of what the commissioner will use to notify you of trouble. throw loose change at the villains. lol but in all seriousness I know someone who was bit by a hobo so fyl

Popsiclese 0

145, your profile picture is the background on my iPod.

thimovw 4

Must be hungry then D:

night of the living homeless

Its how it spreads, people.

ryanst 7

It starts with the homeless..

Great zombie apocalypse here we come.

Katy326 10


And so it begins...

no! lick him!

RachelBerry_fml 5

mmmmm...dirt ;)

get yo rabies shot

c8750 2

lol & agreed

tktom7 6

what about super aids?

wtf that's too random..

selene1_fml 0

You should go to the doctor to get checked for rabies!!!


Ariasmake_1 0

I don't understand how you can possible allow anyone to invade your personal space enough for him to bite you without you reacting?

The homeless are not your average ordinary person. They can move at the speed of light and shoot lazers from their eyes! However, when it comes to finding a job, they intimidate too many people and must resort to using the "homeless" disguise once they are fired. I knew a guy...

Ariasmake_1 0

thanks for clearing that up. lol I learn something new every day.

c8750 2

FML does wonders for educating people. Not sure if I would trust all I learn here though. Lol

best comment ever

best comment eva

ciaogirl 0

This comment just made my day.

bfflrhea 0


Human, the other white meat... or Asian, Hispanic, African, or other, or any combination of the above.

I, for one, enjoy a nice Swedish human. They taste of strudel and weinerschnitzel. Nothing cheers me up more than a piping hot Sweed.

Those are Austrian foods, not Swedish.

Ah yes, but still European.

epic fail lady !!

okay seriously you were obviously bitten by someone infected with the zombie virus, its the only way.

Sonfang 19

I agree we need to stock up and prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse!

its salona!!!!! everyone. hide

oh no! it's finally begun! good thing I have a zombie outbreak survival plan...and my handy dandy survival guide!

Sonfang 19

Me too! I <3 my zombie survival guide! It has a lot of useful information!