By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 719
You deserved it 4 347

Same thing different taste

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MonetVousAime 0

Yeah!!! Bite the deranged homeless person back, then tell us what he/she does to you next. :D (My money is on the hobo.)

KingDingALing 9

Biting a hobo is the equivilent of licking the toilet seat in a public restroom.

just pat him on the head and feed him sugar cubes from the hand

no don't bite back he bit you cause he's a radioactive hobo. He gave you super powers! I'm not sure what powers that gives you but I'm sure of what the commissioner will use to notify you of trouble. throw loose change at the villains. lol but in all seriousness I know someone who was bit by a hobo so fyl

Popsiclese 0

145, your profile picture is the background on my iPod.

selene1_fml 0

You should go to the doctor to get checked for rabies!!!

Ariasmake_1 0

I don't understand how you can possible allow anyone to invade your personal space enough for him to bite you without you reacting?

The homeless are not your average ordinary person. They can move at the speed of light and shoot lazers from their eyes! However, when it comes to finding a job, they intimidate too many people and must resort to using the "homeless" disguise once they are fired. I knew a guy...

Ariasmake_1 0

thanks for clearing that up. lol I learn something new every day.

c8750 2

FML does wonders for educating people. Not sure if I would trust all I learn here though. Lol

ciaogirl 0

Human, the other white meat... or Asian, Hispanic, African, or other, or any combination of the above.

I, for one, enjoy a nice Swedish human. They taste of strudel and weinerschnitzel. Nothing cheers me up more than a piping hot Sweed.

okay seriously you were obviously bitten by someone infected with the zombie virus, its the only way.

Sonfang 19

I agree we need to stock up and prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse!

oh no! it's finally begun! good thing I have a zombie outbreak survival plan...and my handy dandy survival guide!

Sonfang 19

Me too! I <3 my zombie survival guide! It has a lot of useful information!