Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML
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perdix 29
It used to be "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but now it is apparently "the way to a man's heart is through your asshole." On the other hand, I wouldn't trust an "I love you" that is said right after anal -- he's probably talking shit.
thegooseisloose 0
38 I see what you did there.
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ImaginaryFoe 0
Punctuation is so important, isn't it? Dancingx, I believe pendatik was referring to #8 who made a ridiculous statement about gay men and anal sex and not to your ill-phrased post above. Incidentally, I get what you were trying to say and I think you are well-meaning but you do need to keep in mind that tone and intent cannot be read in a comment. I don't even know why homosexuality was brought up at all since OP is a female with a bf.
nswe 0
thats gay... i tried anal with my gf few times, but just cant subst nice wet pu**y. i love it so much
Edge23 1
So just I understand, you stayed with a guy for 3 years who never said I love you ? Your ass deserved it.
WiFi_ght_Club 0
Well, her ass got it!
Edge23 1
lol. true dat.
nswe 0
no anal is not for gay only, some enjoy it, but who ever ass being "paunded" should enjoy it more. BUT, dude enjoys more anal then viginal its sounds a little ****, OR, something wrong with that vigi*a.
attatood 8
The only difference between "vaginal" and "anal" is v, g and i... and a quarter inch of membrane.
22cute 17
Don't believe that crap.
patebbe 0
hell. it feels good. **** ot
rawrineedcandy 0
ew really anal that's all guys want it's soo gross
sturk_fml 0
some guys including me dont like anal..!
RedPillSucks 31
Get him an anal blowup doll