dashizam

About Dashizam

Comment when I'm really bored. I'm not funny. At all. Sarcasm is my thing.

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Dashizam's FML badges

It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Friendless, or not going out tonight?
You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1 a.m. Happy New Year!
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

4%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

0%
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

18%
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

9%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

1%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

1%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

7%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

16%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

19%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

67%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

5%
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

5%

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Dashizam's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad decided to clean my 20 gallon fish tank. I had 6 fish. One of them was called a transparent fish, clear with a bright orange tail, which was my favorite. My dad didn't see it, and dumped the water out along with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dEpPrEsSeDgIrL - / Wednesday 11 November 2009 11:28 / United States

Today, I was at a job interview. The interviewer spoke to me for a few minutes, then said she would be right back, and left. I was left alone in a room for an hour and a half believing that it was a patience test. They closed the store for the day, leaving me in the interview room. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 25 August 2012 03:31 / United States - Tucson

Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my clothes in my own home. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it