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  • Gardner, Ks, United States of America, United States of America, United States of America, United St, United States of America
  • 31 years old
  • Sunday 13 October 1991
  • In a relationship
About Batemanfml
There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there. Ok, so I see that you have read my very long quote from one of my favorite movies, "American Psych." So I will tell you a little about myself. I am from the middle of nowhere, Kansas. At one point in time, I was homeless. I pulled myself off of the ground and graduated one year early. I studied at the University of Houston, in Houston, TX. I received my Bachelors of Sciences two years early, majoring in Construction Management. I now live comfortably, am getting married in a few months, and have a baby boy on the way. Crazy, right?
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