By Anonymous - 12/07/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 722
You deserved it 29 683

Same thing different taste

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ydi for not taking a shower all these daya

Just_Me_143 0

Well you should shower often enough that nobody will feel the need to ask you to take one.


Should've just jumped in with him anyway. What guy would pass up a chance for sex?

well.... I've got notheing to say just fyl.

yummy_mummy 0
yummy_mummy 0

but anyways i agree with 7 it's exactly what you should of done 

on the bright side, I think he's hinting that he thinks ur a dirty girl

ZoroFresh 0

homeboy could smell the kitty, and said it was time to clean that shit up. We don't like landfill kitty (we off that).

Actually #7 it mentions that she was showering and that he was outside, she waited and waited until he finally knocked on the bathroom door and told her to hurry up because he wanted to shower too.... no hard feelings just wanted to point that out ;)

If he knocked to say he needed a shower too you should have told him he could go ahead and get in with you.

Ass_Clapper_130 0

all of aren't figured out by women, we don't always want sex

Angejolie 0

guys are allowed to turn down sex. actually jus a few hours ago i did. its almost 5am now, my gf woke me up at 2 and i said no. need to sleep for work, workin 50-60 hour weeks is draining

It's cool 33 :) And my bad 39, that comment wasn't meant to be like an "all guys want is sex" comment, so don't take offence, I was just wondering ;)

Right. So when he told you to hurry up and have a shower, it OBVIOUSLY meant he wanted to come do you right away. You know, he was probably stretching or something and you just thought, "OH MY, he's sounding suggestive today. Better go get that shower!". Women like you read into EVERYTHING, and from that, assume a whole lot of stuff that the poor guy never had any intention of doing, then when he doesn't do it, you flip out instead of calmly telling the guy to do what *you* want in the first place and go post it all over FML. Guys aren't mind readers, and stop with the inferring/assuming/expecting. YDI.

I'm guessin u stink therefore I don't play him for wanting u to take one maybe if u took one everyday he would wanna **** u

bozo92 0

perhapts you smell like ass?

bozo92 0

yeah and they meant that she should have went in when he was in the shower, just wanted to clear things up

Bubbelz 25

52 should be cloned 3 billion times <3

BabyDacey 0

#52 I totally agree. If she wanted to make sure her boyfriend joined her in the shower, she could have asked him, "Will you be joining me?"

Also, wait, you took a shower because you "humoured" him? :| No wonder he had to tell you.

pvthill 0

put ur period blood in his spaghetti that will teach him

46 don't apologize.. 39's name is ass clapper lmao

vballerlover07 0

Agreed 52. I never assume anything with anyone. It's also just setting yourself up to be disappointed. Were not living in the movie "What Women Want" where guys can read girls minds.

EllyH 0

How is this a FYL? It seems like you needed a shower and was not even aware of it!!!! YDI. >< poor poor boyfriend who has to point these things out for you.

7 not everyone is a sex maniac, probs had little time too.

17michael17 0

nerdsgetmehot wow your a knock out.

benny2465 0

7 you think were all for sex?femenist bitch

ydi for not taking a shower all these daya

How long had it been anyway since your last shower- a week, a month? YDI

wooo I got first, #2 were u trying to get first ?

Just_Me_143 0

Well you should shower often enough that nobody will feel the need to ask you to take one.

Yeah... Showering more often might be advisable :|