It's a witch!

By umm... - 30/03/2020 23:00 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I caught my boyfriend in the bathtub interrogating his penis and "drowning" it when it wouldn't answer him. FML
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Aiden89 23

I’m sorry OP, I genuinely laughed out loud. He sounds hilarious

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SexAndStarbucks 12

Quarantine day 12 be like...

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Amanda Howard 9

he needs therapy

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Aiden89 23

I’m sorry OP, I genuinely laughed out loud. He sounds hilarious

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sarkycow 25
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Ditto, and I laughed so loud I woke my husband up. I would still be laughing if I saw my husband doing that.

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RichardPencil 30
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He's waterboarding his dick? The CIA might recruit him. What kind of operational intelligence did he recover from his cock? Perhaps the location and readiness of some seamen?

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Wadlaen 23

One of the risks of drinking before bathing...

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JackWood 18
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Mmmmm wonder who's next? Run and run fast.

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WistayShlaio82 13

Maybe give him more attention so he’s not so angry?

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redvibes23 14

What was he even asking

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SexAndStarbucks 12

Quarantine day 12 be like...

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Wouldn’t be better if he punished his penis in you?

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katydid91 31

To each his own.

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