It's a witch!

By umm... - 30/03/2020 23:00 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I caught my boyfriend in the bathtub interrogating his penis and "drowning" it when it wouldn't answer him. FML
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I’m sorry OP, I genuinely laughed out loud. He sounds hilarious

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I’m sorry OP, I genuinely laughed out loud. He sounds hilarious

Ditto, and I laughed so loud I woke my husband up. I would still be laughing if I saw my husband doing that.

He's waterboarding his dick? The CIA might recruit him. What kind of operational intelligence did he recover from his cock? Perhaps the location and readiness of some seamen?

One of the risks of drinking before bathing...

Mmmmm wonder who's next? Run and run fast.

Maybe give him more attention so he’s not so angry?

What was he even asking

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Wouldn’t be better if he punished his penis in you?

To each his own.