By -___- - 29/09/2013 19:46 - United States - Winfield

Today, I sent my boyfriend a text asking him to come over a little later and have some "fun" with me. He texted back, "WTF babe? Breaking Bad's on tonight. You got a dildo, fucking use it." FML
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He basically told you to go fuck yourself....

Well.. It is the finale ..


Well.. It is the finale ..

I agree, he could've been nicer about it, but if it's a show he's really really into and she wanted to be around him, she should've asked if she could come over and watch it with him. I can guarantee that if the finale of Grey's Anatomy was on and he texted her wanting to have "fun", she would have said no too.

She automatically like Grey's anatomy because she is female?

Actually I picked that show because I like it. Not because she's female.

yeah #71 . you should've said something like Scandal . not Grey's Anatomy lol . being a Scandal fan that's something I'll never miss but also that's why there are DVR's . I'll record it before I'm ever straight rude to someone . or .... I just won't answer the phone . :)

Breaking Bad > "fun"

threer 30

Or say Doctor Who! Or Sherlock!!! Or.. Supernatural!!!!!!!

Or cliche fandom shows that aren't really that great because fans ruined them!

Llama_Face89 33

Women in my area have lady-bonkers for True Blood..

Llama_Face89 33

Ha! Meant lady-boners! Oh autocorrect...

It still works.

You should know better

hugozac88 22

Like a fucking sir lol

Next time he wants to have "fun" make up a similar excuse

Why do people always feel the need to get back (it seems females do this more) at their partner? He could've said it less rude yes, but not having sex for a reason like this is immature and stupid. Shit like this is one of the reasons I'm glad I'm single.

Your view on relationships is very bleak.

Zimmington 21

65- I agree about the revenge part it isn't necessary. but as far as that being the reason you're single?... I doubt it

ileenefudge 29

Well, The Walking Dead is popular enough for that type of backlash...

116 - I said "Glad i'm single".

He was the first who had said "no sex today" just because a TV show was on. Why not to let him feel the same?

He basically told you to go fuck yourself....

can't stop laughing. I am a horrible person.

@5 Oops thumbed down your comment by mistake! But that was fucking hillarious!

Your crime shall haunt your dreams forever!!!!

Brb dieing lol

Respond with "well it is bigger"

I wouldn't miss Breaking Bad for the world, but I have to agree that he could have been much nicer about it.

So now you can fuck yourself *takes off glasses* Litterally

*throws trash*

Boo this man! (Hands out rotting tomatoes and cabbage.)

DrownedMyFish 18

Forget the tomatoes! This situation calls for pitchforks and torches!

#32 No thanks, I'm full, and boy are my arms tried. #7 QUICK! I'm holding 'em off with a terrible joke. Run away while you still can. I'm meaty so I can take the nibbles, but you're just skin and bones. RUN, BOY! RUN!

I feel like someone just said this exact same thing.....

#49 I wonder who that was?

I love breaking bad I would say the same thing but way more nice.

pwnman 33

Another thing is proven that he doesn't care of you. Dump him. FYL.

I wouldn't jump straight to dumping him, but if he speaks to her that disrespectfully often it is a red flag to watch out for.

astralvagan 20

here's the thing.... Breaking Bad was ending forever..... Sex will be there another day.... I wouldn't say dump him...

threer 30

Don't remind us.. No more meth :-(.

Thats too cruel. Breaking Bad is gone now. Forever. All Eternity. (tears up) But sex will be there. Mabye you couldve gone to his place WHILE he was watching Breaking Bad.

Wouldn't they have had a replay of the episode the next day though?

249 - You've obviously never seen breaking bad. You can't just WAIT a few days

The world doesn't revolve around you...

NSN82 13

Why does everyone think OP is complaining about being turned down for sex? It's obviously about what her boyfriend said. If not, then she would have just post "Today, I didn't get to have sex, because my boyfriend chose the Breaking Bad finale over me FML."

exactly 150, I don't think OP is complaining about being turned down, I think she's complaining about the rude language he used.

Uh I'd say the same thing and I'm a woman. You don't get it cause your obviously not a fan. Who asks for sex during the finale????!!!! She obviously doesn't listen because he would have mentioned it like 5 million others! OP is the heartless one not paying attention to him. Correct my if I'm wrong but he said you a have a fucking dildo and in fact it is a dildo you fuck. I'm just sayin'

He shouldve let you over and had sex while watching breaking bad

(Loosens tie and wipes sweat off forehead.) That sounds hot, continue sir.

That's why doggie style is the best. You can both watch "Breaking Bad" at the same time. :P

If she isn't interested in the show, then a blowjob is the way to go.

Calm down there annie, it's not like it's his birthday! :P **Flashback of your posted FML**

You have quite the memory there! That was posted almost a year ago lol.

Oh yeah, my memory is amazing. Unfortunately, I tend to remember more than I care too. :P But your FML was extra funny so it was easy to come to mind when you wrote about a BJ. (:

astralvagan 20

I like the way you think!

Goblin182 26

even if she does like Breaking Bad, a blow job is still a good idea.