By -___- - 29/9/2013 19:46 - United States - Winfield
  Today, I sent my boyfriend a text asking him to come over a little later and have some "fun" with me. He texted back, "WTF babe? Breaking Bad's on tonight. You got a dildo, fucking use it." FML
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  Caitie_kid  |  8

I agree, he could've been nicer about it, but if it's a show he's really really into and she wanted to be around him, she should've asked if she could come over and watch it with him. I can guarantee that if the finale of Grey's Anatomy was on and he texted her wanting to have "fun", she would have said no too.


yeah #71 . you should've said something like Scandal . not Grey's Anatomy lol . being a Scandal fan that's something I'll never miss but also that's why there are DVR's . I'll record it before I'm ever straight rude to someone . or .... I just won't answer the phone . :)

  threer  |  30

Or say Doctor Who! Or Sherlock!!! Or.. Supernatural!!!!!!!

  UberNova  |  18

Why do people always feel the need to get back (it seems females do this more) at their partner? He could've said it less rude yes, but not having sex for a reason like this is immature and stupid. Shit like this is one of the reasons I'm glad I'm single.

  MrSassypants  |  32

#32 No thanks, I'm full, and boy are my arms tried.

#7 QUICK! I'm holding 'em off with a terrible joke. Run away while you still can. I'm meaty so I can take the nibbles, but you're just skin and bones. RUN, BOY! RUN!

By  pwnman  |  33

Another thing is proven that he doesn't care of you. Dump him.

  threer  |  30

Don't remind us.. No more meth :-(.

  RustlingSoul  |  26

Thats too cruel. Breaking Bad is gone now. Forever. All Eternity. (tears up) But sex will be there. Mabye you couldve gone to his place WHILE he was watching Breaking Bad.

  NSN82  |  13

Why does everyone think OP is complaining about being turned down for sex? It's obviously about what her boyfriend said. If not, then she would have just post "Today, I didn't get to have sex, because my boyfriend chose the Breaking Bad finale over me FML."

  little_one  |  20

Uh I'd say the same thing and I'm a woman. You don't get it cause your obviously not a fan. Who asks for sex during the finale????!!!! She obviously doesn't listen because he would have mentioned it like 5 million others! OP is the heartless one not paying attention to him. Correct my if I'm wrong but he said you a have a fucking dildo and in fact it is a dildo you fuck. I'm just sayin'

  Enslaved  |  36

Oh yeah, my memory is amazing. Unfortunately, I tend to remember more than I care too. :P But your FML was extra funny so it was easy to come to mind when you wrote about a BJ. (: