Love, Poopoo peepee, Gross and Baths: Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring...

By Pissy - 23/05/2019 06:05

Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML

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By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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By TooShortToCleanThat - 20/03/2015 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

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By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

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jakkra 9

Thursday 23 May 2019 11:48

How old is your boyfriend? 13?

pjsr 32

Thursday 23 May 2019 8:02

That reminds me of one of my favorite books - “Yellow River” by I.P. Freelie

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 23 May 2019 6:44

Looks like he gave you a Golden Bath.

protoskore 27

Thursday 23 May 2019 8:02

call him Donald next time he gets frisky

pjsr 32

Thursday 23 May 2019 8:02

That reminds me of one of my favorite books - “Yellow River” by I.P. Freelie

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 23 May 2019 17:37

A classic! You might also like “Race to the Outhouse” by Willie Makeit, illustrations by Betty Wont.

manb91gb 15

Thursday 23 May 2019 8:33

Jokes on him because you like that kinda thing... Maybe... I dunno?

alycion 38

Thursday 23 May 2019 11:18

One up him and Caddy Shack him.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 23 May 2019 17:35

Put a Baby Ruth in the tub?

jakkra 9

Thursday 23 May 2019 11:48

How old is your boyfriend? 13?

Fickle 6

Thursday 23 May 2019 13:34

Someone needs to grow the F**k up!

jkjorn 16

Thursday 23 May 2019 15:18

Urine hot water now, girl.

Charlie Given 26

Thursday 23 May 2019 17:00

Well urine is sterile and is full of urea which is a skin softener in almost all beauty products so technically he did draw you a nice bath 😁

BMXDude22 12

Thursday 23 May 2019 17:16

Its a myth that its sterile, look it up

Charlie Given 26

Thursday 23 May 2019 17:23

I used to work in the medical industry, barring that somebody doesn't have a blood ,kidney or bladder infection or some other serious health condition then yeah your urine is sterile