Shower instead, then call up Bill Nye The Science Guy to teach him about buoyancy.

He probably has a chode; More girth is equivelant to more buyoancy.

This calls for a science experiment!

Agreed lol

This is when OP offers to make it heavy

Hey, genius. Urine is held in the bladder, not in the male genitalia.

Huh?!

More like the prime prick of the litter.

He's a prick because he's an idiot?

Is it me, or are all these buried comments annoying...

It's you

I like your pic that car is sick

105 thanks and you got burried by all the ricers and hippies lol

I think I'm going to go take a bath so I can try it...

Don't know how he managed it, I had been trying for 10 mins before I gave up completely and started masturbating.

You can borrow mine?

5- hmm I'm going to find one to try this out..

I would to after reading this FML

Craig's list anyone?

Imagine if a parent walked in on a guy floating their penis. Smh.

I have one, I ought to try this...

I always thought it was kinda nice for a couple to relax in a bath together.

Alan win ^^^

AND WHAT NEXT, YOU IMMORAL SWINE? BATHING NAKED?

That's weird sirin, I usually bathe with my clothes on

As you should, for it is Written, and it makes doing the laundry a thing of the past.

Well, Alan is my wife, but we haven't yet consummated our marriage. When the day comes, I'll let her take the hazmat suit off.

When I said I have an undying urge to drop a small planet on Dane Cook, that is not what I meant.

Seeing Alan and Sirin comment makes me feel alot better about the site. I never see them comment. Except when they're shutting an FML down and closing comments.

Your loss if you can't enjoy a nice bath

Share a bath and conserve!(:

5- I know! Shock horror! -.-

U r stupid

Are you being ironic?

Well yeah, it would make it a lot easier for you to grab : )

Right?

I thought this was fucking funny...

how is she a bitch for saying her boyfriend freaked out like your comment has nothing to do with this

"Wich meens"? Christ, I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

8- holy shit. How many more grammatical and spelling errors can you make? This reminds me of proof-reading this incredibly stupid kid's english paper back in like 5th grade.

Much more room, I daresay.

Aircraft carriers are fairly heavy. Buoyancy and light weight are not the same.

So what I'm getting from this FML is that they can also be used as flotation devices?

Fun fact: If you have breast implants you're more likely to sink if you're drowning than a person without breast implants!

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