By bathtime - 21/12/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 925
You deserved it 4 205

Same thing different taste

Top comments

n_epic_fail 14


mariyaaa 0
Icecream93 4
n_epic_fail 14

Shower instead, then call up Bill Nye The Science Guy to teach him about buoyancy.

He probably has a chode; More girth is equivelant to more buyoancy.

Hey, genius. Urine is held in the bladder, not in the male genitalia.

builditbetter09 3

Congrats on the prime pick of the litter...

builditbetter09 3

He's a prick because he's an idiot?

n_epic_fail 14

Is it me, or are all these buried comments annoying...

builditbetter09 3

105 thanks and you got burried by all the ricers and hippies lol

alstbv12 13

I think I'm going to go take a bath so I can try it...

Don't know how he managed it, I had been trying for 10 mins before I gave up completely and started masturbating.

5- hmm I'm going to find one to try this out..

blondebrunette11 4

Imagine if a parent walked in on a guy floating their penis. Smh.

top2bottomHBK 0

U guys take baths?!?!? Together?!

I always thought it was kinda nice for a couple to relax in a bath together.


That's weird sirin, I usually bathe with my clothes on

As you should, for it is Written, and it makes doing the laundry a thing of the past.

Well, Alan is my wife, but we haven't yet consummated our marriage. When the day comes, I'll let her take the hazmat suit off.

When I said I have an undying urge to drop a small planet on Dane Cook, that is not what I meant.

desireev 17

Seeing Alan and Sirin comment makes me feel alot better about the site. I never see them comment. Except when they're shutting an FML down and closing comments.

Your loss if you can't enjoy a nice bath

badass243 6

reminds me of kelso from that 70s show..... wich meens your jackie. jackies a bitch so YDI

Bubbles1354 0

how is she a bitch for saying her boyfriend freaked out like your comment has nothing to do with this

xShannonxSammyx 7

"Wich meens"? Christ, I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

8- holy shit. How many more grammatical and spelling errors can you make? This reminds me of proof-reading this incredibly stupid kid's english paper back in like 5th grade.

nofearjenshere 12

It must be pretty light weight to be floating.

Aircraft carriers are fairly heavy. Buoyancy and light weight are not the same.

bossroyd 4

So what I'm getting from this FML is that they can also be used as flotation devices?

katydid91 31

Fun fact: If you have breast implants you're more likely to sink if you're drowning than a person without breast implants!