Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML
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MsSoulReaper
| 27
If I had a penis I would so try that.
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n_epic_fail
| 14
No you're just an airhead
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mariyaaa
| 0
*insert witty comment here*
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Icecream93
| 4
Lol did he pee too much?
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n_epic_fail
| 14
Shower instead, then call up Bill Nye The Science Guy to teach him about buoyancy.
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YayFlameWarz
| 9
He probably has a chode; More girth is equivelant to more buyoancy.
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SokDek
| 14
This calls for a science experiment!
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ty1992_farmlife
| 12
Agreed lol
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I_lost_the_game
| 25
This is when OP offers to make it heavy
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xxxInsanexxx
| 9
Hey, genius. Urine is held in the bladder, not in the male genitalia.
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alsgirl
| 24
Huh?!
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builditbetter09
| 3
Congrats on the prime pick of the litter...
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thantomaniac
| 0
More like the prime prick of the litter.
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builditbetter09
| 3
He's a prick because he's an idiot?
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n_epic_fail
| 14
Is it me, or are all these buried comments annoying...
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xSonic
| 9
It's you
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nubton246
| 4
I like your pic that car is sick
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builditbetter09
| 3
105 thanks and you got burried by all the ricers and hippies lol
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MsSoulReaper
| 27
If I had a penis I would so try that.
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alstbv12
| 13
I think I'm going to go take a bath so I can try it...
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EminGH
| 7
Don't know how he managed it, I had been trying for 10 mins before I gave up completely and started masturbating.
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Jonniii
| 10
You can borrow mine?
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graham11
| 14
5- hmm I'm going to find one to try this out..
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I_lost_the_game
| 25
I would to after reading this FML
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graham11
| 14
Craig's list anyone?
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blondebrunette11
| 4
Imagine if a parent walked in on a guy floating their penis. Smh.
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donaldthegrump
| 23
I have one, I ought to try this...
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top2bottomHBK
| 0
U guys take baths?!?!? Together?!
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MsSoulReaper
| 27
I always thought it was kinda nice for a couple to relax in a bath together.
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loroxe
| 6
Alan win ^^^
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Sirin_fml
| 46
AND WHAT NEXT, YOU IMMORAL SWINE? BATHING NAKED?
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loroxe
| 6
That's weird sirin, I usually bathe with my clothes on
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Sirin_fml
| 46
As you should, for it is Written, and it makes doing the laundry a thing of the past.
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Sirin_fml
| 46
Well, Alan is my wife, but we haven't yet consummated our marriage. When the day comes, I'll let her take the hazmat suit off.
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Sirin_fml
| 46
When I said I have an undying urge to drop a small planet on Dane Cook, that is not what I meant.
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desireev
| 17
Seeing Alan and Sirin comment makes me feel alot better about the site. I never see them comment. Except when they're shutting an FML down and closing comments.
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BoopADoop
| 9
Your loss if you can't enjoy a nice bath
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periwinkle95
| 10
Share a bath and conserve!(:
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supertacowaffle
| 41
5- I know! Shock horror! -.-
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meanmachine888
| 0
Is that a good thing???
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macanderson
| 2
U r stupid
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Justin23L
| 2
Are you being ironic?
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construction
| 7
Well yeah, it would make it a lot easier for you to grab : )
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kelskookachoo
| 0
Right?
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badass243
| 6
reminds me of kelso from that 70s show.....
wich meens your jackie. jackies a bitch so YDI
wich meens your jackie. jackies a bitch so YDI
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Commander223
| 9
I thought this was fucking funny...
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Bubbles1354
| 0
how is she a bitch for saying her boyfriend freaked out like your comment has nothing to do with this
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xShannonxSammyx
| 7
"Wich meens"? Christ, I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
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graham11
| 14
8- holy shit. How many more grammatical and spelling errors can you make? This reminds me of proof-reading this incredibly stupid kid's english paper back in like 5th grade.
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ollie179
| 21
How about a shower instead then?
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Right_Click
| 12
Much more room, I daresay.
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nofearjenshere
| 12
It must be pretty light weight to be floating.
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Ebola_fml
| 20
Aircraft carriers are fairly heavy. Buoyancy and light weight are not the same.
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bossroyd
| 4
So what I'm getting from this FML is that they can also be used as flotation devices?
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katydid91
| 31
Fun fact: If you have breast implants you're more likely to sink if you're drowning than a person without breast implants!
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brendan2662
| 3
Your hot
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brendan2662
| 3
Your hott
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MelTheGreat
| 23
He takes baths?