By bathtime - 21/12/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML
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If I had a penis I would so try that.

n_epic_fail 14

No you're just an airhead


mariyaaa 0

*insert witty comment here*

Icecream93 4

Lol did he pee too much?

n_epic_fail 14

Shower instead, then call up Bill Nye The Science Guy to teach him about buoyancy.

He probably has a chode; More girth is equivelant to more buyoancy.

This calls for a science experiment!

This is when OP offers to make it heavy

Hey, genius. Urine is held in the bladder, not in the male genitalia.

builditbetter09 3

Congrats on the prime pick of the litter...

More like the prime prick of the litter.

builditbetter09 3

He's a prick because he's an idiot?

n_epic_fail 14

Is it me, or are all these buried comments annoying...

xSonic 9

It's you

I like your pic that car is sick

builditbetter09 3

105 thanks and you got burried by all the ricers and hippies lol

If I had a penis I would so try that.

alstbv12 13

I think I'm going to go take a bath so I can try it...

Don't know how he managed it, I had been trying for 10 mins before I gave up completely and started masturbating.

You can borrow mine?

5- hmm I'm going to find one to try this out..

I would to after reading this FML

Craig's list anyone?

blondebrunette11 4

Imagine if a parent walked in on a guy floating their penis. Smh.

I have one, I ought to try this...

top2bottomHBK 0

U guys take baths?!?!? Together?!

I always thought it was kinda nice for a couple to relax in a bath together.

Alan win ^^^


That's weird sirin, I usually bathe with my clothes on

As you should, for it is Written, and it makes doing the laundry a thing of the past.

Well, Alan is my wife, but we haven't yet consummated our marriage. When the day comes, I'll let her take the hazmat suit off.

When I said I have an undying urge to drop a small planet on Dane Cook, that is not what I meant.

desireev 17

Seeing Alan and Sirin comment makes me feel alot better about the site. I never see them comment. Except when they're shutting an FML down and closing comments.

Your loss if you can't enjoy a nice bath

Share a bath and conserve!(:

5- I know! Shock horror! -.-

Is that a good thing???

U r stupid

Are you being ironic?

Well yeah, it would make it a lot easier for you to grab : )

kelskookachoo 0


badass243 6

reminds me of kelso from that 70s show..... wich meens your jackie. jackies a bitch so YDI

I thought this was fucking funny...

Bubbles1354 0

how is she a bitch for saying her boyfriend freaked out like your comment has nothing to do with this

xShannonxSammyx 7

"Wich meens"? Christ, I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

8- holy shit. How many more grammatical and spelling errors can you make? This reminds me of proof-reading this incredibly stupid kid's english paper back in like 5th grade.

How about a shower instead then?

Much more room, I daresay.

nofearjenshere 12

It must be pretty light weight to be floating.

Aircraft carriers are fairly heavy. Buoyancy and light weight are not the same.

bossroyd 4

So what I'm getting from this FML is that they can also be used as flotation devices?

katydid91 31

Fun fact: If you have breast implants you're more likely to sink if you're drowning than a person without breast implants!

He takes baths?