Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text message saying "It's over!" I sent him maybe a thousand texts saying "Why?", "What do you mean?!" After an hour of crying and whatnot, I realized he had driver's education today and that he was saying the class was over. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was taking my driver's test, my instructor received a text message. He promptly had a panic attack and screamed for me to pull over. It turned out his wife wanted a divorce. The last 15 minutes of my test consisted of him sobbing to himself as I drove back to the DMV. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
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NoNamesFree 8
Must have driven him insane!
banana527 12
1,000 texts....Overly attached girlfriend? I think yes.
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Breegotcake 14
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How old are you? Y'all must be around 16 if he taking drivers ed. Unless he took it late or it's some court order driving class. You still was overacting & jumping to conclusion. If he was bring up with you; he would've said more than that...I hope. Lols
Dthsapprntc 23
Lols? Laughing out loud sarcasticly? Laughing out loud slightly? I must be falling behind on my abreviations as I have no idea what the s stands for.
Angelic_Author 16
There are people who don't take it (driver's ed) until they're older. My sister took it when she was twenty-three because of money issues.
Angelic_Author 16
Your grammar, or lack of grammar, makes me want to vomit on your face.
lfrider92 21
Did you attend elementary school? Doesn't appear so with that monstrosity of a post.... Yikes
spekledworf 18
IT'S LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO SPEAK TO US
andrealovvve 17
16 isn't the only age people go out and try to get a license ya know. Some people try later in life or they moved to a new state and have to get a new one(like my friend had to do) …there's multiple reasons #14.
j_729 18
Guys be quiet. It's trying to communicate. Does anyone here speak dumbass?
Rainhawk94 27
The stupidity is off the charts
beelee1988 13
There are some places where Driver's Ed is mandatory I believe (if I'm wrong then oops). But there are also some people who want to take Driver's Ed classes before going for their road test. That's kind of what I want to do. To make sure I can drive well and get over my anxiety of being in the car with an authority figure who's testing me, like I will have to do on the road test.
isuckok 11
He could be 20s-30s and getting a commercial driving license to drive semis and the like. My dad recently got his and he had to do the basic test with a few tweaks, but in a semi.
beclaurela 18
In WA it's mandatory if your under 18
dtownwestside123 3
what language was that
limitedition 25
That's why you should call or go in person to talk about the important stuff. It's too easy to misinterpret what the other person is saying.
johnjnatale 4
How does one like this get posted when I'm sure there are plenty better FMLs
knotcool 15
Well, someone's mad their FML didn't get posted.
Mynamewontfi 40
Wow.. That's why you shouldn't immediatley jump to conclusions.
JMichael 26
Dear lord. Did you even give him time to respond? He probably got tired of his phone going off every five seconds.
perdix 31
After a thousand whiny, clingy texts, you deserve an "it's over" that means what you thought the first one meant.
elusiveshame 22
Quit being an insecure baby. Things like this will drive him away
cakefete2 31
Actually, now that he has his license, he can drive himself away.
CrazyGirlfriend 21
Im pretty sure when she did that she already thought it was over and wanted an explanation. no one can blame her for that. doesnt make her an insecure baby.
BreakingBad4life 10
A thousand is a bit extreme don't you think...
kylee4567 5
Im sure she was overexaggerating.
NoShit_Sherly 11
Overexaggerating? Cum on, 69!
ViktoriaaKills 13
I feel like I should somehow include "oversexaggerating"
NoShit_Sherly 11
I'm just glad I used a comma in my previous comment
knotcool 15
Well, I'm sure those automated messages he programmed didn't help.
MidnaLink 35
Well, he could've been less vague!