Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text message saying "It's over!" I sent him maybe a thousand texts saying "Why?", "What do you mean?!" After an hour of crying and whatnot, I realized he had driver's education today and that he was saying the class was over. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was taking my driver's test, my instructor received a text message. He promptly had a panic attack and screamed for me to pull over. It turned out his wife wanted a divorce. The last 15 minutes of my test consisted of him sobbing to himself as I drove back to the DMV. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
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NoNamesFree 8
Must have driven him insane!
banana527 12
1,000 texts....Overly attached girlfriend? I think yes.
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mythicaltimes 15
and we have a clinger
tishtashbat 16
This is why you call someone about a potentially important issue instead of texting them. Especially when you don't get a reply to the first few (hundred?) texts!
sickerthanyou 13
it seems that you don't have the skills to take the wheel in this kind of situation, hopefully your boyfriend learn well on how to drive a situation like this without crashing and burning
MsKatieFace 11
If he said it in that way purposely to lead you into thinking that he was breaking up with you, that was pretty mean of him. That being said, while understandably you were upset and wondering what went wrong, is there really need for more than one or two texts, then waiting for a reply? If he had been ending things, i seriously doubt being hounded over a short time span with dozens of messages would make him rethink his decision.
edanielleh 21
expecting people to be rational?! you ask a lot of the current population...
dtlagueux 7
Maybe he was driving and wasn't able to respond. However, he probably should have told you what was over.
000lizzy000 13
A lil insecure?
iloveswim_fml 5
If he's just now in driver's ed, & you've been dating for 3 years, you must have started dating when you were 12.. it's probably not that serious. maybe he found a new girlfriend on the playground?
limabeans101029 21
Maybe he's learning to drive late- some people aren't that bothered about driving until they really need it. Also, even if they are 16, please don't be so patronizing. It can honestly be so irritating- I'm 17 and in a relationship, and it annoys me so much when people talk about my relationship as if it's just some kiddy thing that doesn't matter.
frdmnky12 6
Something I've learned that a lot of people are unwilling to accept, age does not equal maturity. Maturity usually does come with age, but not always. Also, he could have been in drivers ed for while, and realistically could be anywhere from 15-18. And with the normal length of relationships during High School, 3 years is actually pretty impressive, and if he is 15, he spent a fifth of his life so far with one person, so it IS serious for them at their age.
isuckok 11
Maybe he's getting his CDL (license to drive semis and the like)
asbmf 7
Unless you're greatly exaggerating about how many texts you sent him, YDI for overreacting so much. If he didn't want to break up with you before, it's possible he does now.
Tballz62 2
Awwe :(