Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text message saying "It's over!" I sent him maybe a thousand texts saying "Why?", "What do you mean?!" After an hour of crying and whatnot, I realized he had driver's education today and that he was saying the class was over. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while I was taking my driver's test, my instructor received a text message. He promptly had a panic attack and screamed for me to pull over. It turned out his wife wanted a divorce. The last 15 minutes of my test consisted of him sobbing to himself as I drove back to the DMV. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
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NoNamesFree 8
Must have driven him insane!
banana527 12
1,000 texts....Overly attached girlfriend? I think yes.
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sanecatlady 13
That is why I hate texting. It's bad enough young people these days think u alwys hav 2 spel lik ths or ur stupd, and they get themselves killed while driving, but you can get confused by other people's messages and end up a mess like this.
Ashley868 10
Sounds like you're very insecure in your relationship.
xero_form 4
It might be over now
omgbrainZ_fml 24
Should've asked him what he was talking about.
AKAR2521 4
okay, I'm sure she didn't literally send him 1000 texts, but even if she did, she had the right to ask why, and she deserved an answer if he really was breaking up with her.
edanielleh 21
true, but even if she sent 20 texts, that is way overkill. If he didn't get back with her for days i get texting him again and again. but give the guy time to look at his phone....
SergeantSnuggles 12
................I think she exaggerated when she said 1,000 texts. It's called a hyperbole.
The_Big_Boss 20
Hey look at you passing middle school English
novapine 19
what did we learn today? we learned to not flip out and stop to think about things before we text back.
DDubie420 2
Expectations are the cause of all depression.
limabeans101029 21
It's understandable to be very worried when you think someone you care about doesn't want to be a part of your life anymore, but I don't understand why you assumed that that was the case? After three years, you think you'd be a little more secure with your relationship than that (not necessarily your fault). If that happened to me, I'd just assume that he meant to send the text to someone else or something like that
jh921971 10
How insecure do you have to be about your relationship to have a breakup be your first assumption?