Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML
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Today, I snuck into my aunt's house while she was working to raid her pantry, like I do most days. Excited for a snack cake, I went to the pantry. Apparently she'd found out, because there was a lock on it. FML
Today, I was playing hide and seek with my eight year old cousin. For the past two turns, he had been hiding in the bathroom. I saw the bathroom lights on, yet again, and opened the door with a triumphant "AHA!" It was my Grandma, taking a smelly dump. FML
Today, I was babysitting my niece. While we were at the grocery store, she pointed at me and loudly announced, “She says she’s on a diet, but she eats cookies in bed!” She wasn’t wrong. The cashier raised an eyebrow. FML
Today, I went into the basement to do laundry. There is a little rope on the outside of the door to lock it. I was down there for 20 minutes, and came back up the stairs to find it locked. Turns out, my 3 year-old sister did it, then our parents took her to the park. I was stuck down there for 4 hours. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 8-year-old niece. I left her for 10 minutes so I could take a shower, only to walk in on her with her dress rolled up, peeing on the floor. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 5 year-old niece, and she was really down in the dumps because she didn't get invited to a birthday party. To cheer her up, I took her to Chuck E Cheese. Right when we arrived, we walked in on a birthday party. It was the one that my niece got denied from. FML
Today, I made my young niece lunch. After she claimed to have eaten it all, she wanted to go out and play. I was putting my shoes on when I found part of the sandwich I made her stuffed in my shoe. FML
Today, I was babysitting my nephew. He was acting up, so instead of spanking him, I put him in the corner for timeout. He screamed and thrashed and kicked the walls so hard my neighbors called the police. My sister wasn’t answering her phone, and I had to explain why a 7-year-old was acting like that. FML
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML
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DrunkenValor 0
Outsmarted by a child, boy do I know how that feels.
sretter 0
Thats one smart niece
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DrunkenValor 0
Outsmarted by a child, boy do I know how that feels.
Reyo 2
lol...oldest trick ever and you fell for it. Honestly though, as soon as I got inside, I'd smack the shit out of her. If the parents protest, lock THEM out of the house.
QWERTYDave 0
I TOTALLY AGREE!!! I'd hold her down with one hand and repeatedly bi*ch-slap her with the other!!!
tmcnatt2012 0
that child is a genius
safirestar09 0
#72 and #77 are awesome. Although that sounds like something my parents would do.
kaegomay12 17
she must be well smart
johnrdz3 24
This kid is going places.
wyld3fyr3 3
that sucks
sretter 0
Thats one smart niece
GreenHacker 0
or one dumb babysitter
rileybrownie 0
ahh that is golden
CaMarshall 0
HAHAHA! You got owned by a 6 year old! How big of a fool did you feel like when you walked up and saw that a 6 year old had out smarted you???
lordhelmet 0
the niece could either have disliked the baby sitter or just be on the road to obesity, time will tell on the latter.
buckfasthero 0
where does it say the niece was six?
riplikethat 0
Yeah, how exactly do you know that the niece was six? Are you stalking the OP or something?
DeathShad0 1
pwnt
LifeInTheShadows 0
smart lil' kid...sorry, you deserve it =/ next time, bring the cookies with you
nofrillz 0
barely and fml. if you had come back to find her hanging herself or dead that would be fml.
MaramaBreaksFace 0
And I'm sure if that was the case, she would rush to post it on a website like this... Idiot.
ProtoBuster_1 5
How does she deserve it?
BenignScientists 0
letting a child she was supposed to watch out of her sight for so long
Sun_Kissed18 25
Yupp, when I play hide and seek with my nieces, my and my sister split up so they are never alone. Something worse could have happened!
dudeitsdanny 9
I agree. Or at least stay in the house if you're playing in the house. Cheater. And hiding in a place that was OUTSIDE meant the kid would have to go outside on her own.
blakehilli8 0
She's one smart cookie.
Vaetrus 0
hehe
Jakester 0
I was thinking the same thing!
napero 0
Cookie monster OM NOM NOM NOM NOM! :D