By Traveler
  Today, I learned that your crotch can just light up on the body scanner in the airport for no apparent reason; and when that happens, a thorough pat down of that area will be performed by a confused security officer. FML
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  countryb_cth  |  38

Not to long ago there was a news story of two TSA agents getting males to go into the x-ray but they would put in the computer that they were female so the crotch would light up as an unknown object so that the TSA agent could pat down hot guys.

  chrisbeaudoin  |  26

Hey op, did they confiscate it?

  Grimmerie  |  31

Funny story - I'm trans and I wear a soft silicone packer, to simulate having a package. I was getting on a plane to New York and I was stopped going through the scanner because apparently, silicone shows up the same way a bomb would on one of those scanners. I had to show my fake dick to security to prove my trouser snake was tame.

Sometimes I wonder if that security guard ever thinks about the guy who reached in his pants, pulled out his dick and threw it on the counter.

  Colon_Man  |  17

The TSA has been busted before. They'll flag someone who they think is cute just to get to "know" them.

Agents are human, after all. And most are ex cons.