Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text message saying "It's over!" I sent him maybe a thousand texts saying "Why?", "What do you mean?!" After an hour of crying and whatnot, I realized he had driver's education today and that he was saying the class was over. FML
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Today, while I was taking my driver's test, my instructor received a text message. He promptly had a panic attack and screamed for me to pull over. It turned out his wife wanted a divorce. The last 15 minutes of my test consisted of him sobbing to himself as I drove back to the DMV. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
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NoNamesFree 8
Must have driven him insane!
banana527 12
1,000 texts....Overly attached girlfriend? I think yes.
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Comments (161)
jdeezy01 13
Paranoid much?
BobbieH 19
You're that special brand of insecure crazy aren't you?
manylaughs 2
Insecure much? What else is going on? ;)
peacejunior 12
I bet there are some health benefit to crying. umm yeah.. and it turns out to be good news.
bikergirl93 18
its easy to get mistaken by that, i bet u felt like ur world had fallen apart for abit :/
ChakatBlackstar 29
In the OP's defense, she was probably exaggerating for dramatic effect about being "1000 texts". Also, I don't think her reaction was unreasonable after thinking she'd been dumped by her boyfriend of three years out of the blue.
ArielTheMermaid 17
Guys, I don't think she actually sent him a thousand texts. She's likely exaggerating. And if you thought your significant other wanted to break up, over a text no less, wouldn't you want an explanation? While OP probably shouldn't have jumped to conclusions, I think the boyfriend could have been more specific
viewerdiscretion 1
are you that insecure that you think he would leave like that after three years?
CrazyGirlfriend 21
you are aware that some people break up with another out of the blue sometimes, right? I dated a guy for two and a half years. all of a sudden I get a call that night of him crying saying he is breaking up with me. Just a week ago he was telling me how much he loves me and got me the locket I wanted for Christmas. not to mention, people are forgetful. she may have forgot about his class and all of a sudden she gets a text from her bf saying "its over". I doubt anyone would just let that go without an explanation.
Epikouros 32
Somehow your username makes your argument less convincing...
figures101 5
It's jump...to conclusions mat. You see you have a mat on the floor with different conclusions that you can...jump to.
Ilmoran 20
Strychnine in the guacamole!
driinkbleach 18
#63 you are awesome
glabberfasted 16
Yeah... That'd be great..
Ksweety_fml 27
It's not your fault Op, he could've been more specific . I'll be like that too.