Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text message saying "It's over!" I sent him maybe a thousand texts saying "Why?", "What do you mean?!" After an hour of crying and whatnot, I realized he had driver's education today and that he was saying the class was over. FML
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Today, while I was taking my driver's test, my instructor received a text message. He promptly had a panic attack and screamed for me to pull over. It turned out his wife wanted a divorce. The last 15 minutes of my test consisted of him sobbing to himself as I drove back to the DMV. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
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NoNamesFree 8
Must have driven him insane!
banana527 12
1,000 texts....Overly attached girlfriend? I think yes.
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Comments (161)
cna1216 15
It coulda been worse.
Ziggy122 15
Calm down, Taylor Swift.
jixiekat 14
op is worse that taylor swift lol
BoltTheSuperdog 22
A first hands-down YDL. You shouldn't have made assumptions, OP.
Megan_Ashley 9
At least you don't have to worry about what the text means now... After he sees the text it will be over
BlackBlazeCobra 16
Not your fault. He should have clarified.
bgdkmcgee 10
Insecure much? Damn!
lessleemc 3
Jumping to conclusions will make u die of stress at an early age. Take a breath and relax chicky
Kyp_kingofhearts 12
Something like this just happened with me and my girlfriend.
djPanda 8
It's his fault for not specifying
jhs578650 9
@152 No, it is entirely her fault for being that insecure. If she had taken 5 seconds to ask "What's over?" she would have saved herself a lot of pain. The hell that insecure people create for themselves in their minds is always worse than reality.
brittanyyy254 1
yeahhh if I were him I would've broken up with you. .. psycho much?