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62, something tells me that stores don't just give away EXPENSIVE recliners after you hurfed on em'.

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Yea, the vomit stain adds a bit more flair to it. It really blends in with the original color quite well.

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They made the conscious decision, while feeling sick, to go into a furniture store to sit on the merchandise... It certainly is the OPs fault.

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and how that mean of the store? you can't just throw away expensive furniture that a customer that didn't even buy anything ruins.

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No, it's a furniture store; this was plan F. Going to the bathroom to worship the toilet was plan T...but OP's reverence for the Porcelain God just exploded out of them before they could get through plans G(et off the recliner), H(ead to a bathroom), I(mmediately enter the bathroom), J(og to a stall), K(ick the door open), L(ook inside), M(an someone shit everywhere), N(ext stall!), O(ccupied, sorry dude!), P(ick an empty one this time), Q(uietly pray it's clean), R(rejoice), and S(ilently pray

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Ok I'm sorry but YDI. Furniture stores are not made for you take a break and just use their furniture, they're made to sell furniture.

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what are you talking about? you can even go to furniture stores and take naps. go for the top bunks of bunk beds though, nobody thinks of looking up there.

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I live in a world where I respect most people and their property and most people respect me and my property. Maybe if you showed some repect for people and their property you will see there are lots of people with manners.

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no offence but you can't base the generalization you made of "most people" to your little circle of family and friends. btw I wasn't talking about manners towards me, I was talking about what I see in public and hear from people everyday. Just so you're not confused anymore.

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At least any furniture store I have been to has encouraged their customers to try out their furniture before they buy. Ya know unless you are feeling vomity.

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