By maxhhh - 16/11/2013 06:19 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, while feeling sick, I decided to go to a furniture store to sit down for a few minutes. I'm now the proud owner of an expensive, vomit-stained recliner. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 830
You deserved it 45 778

maxhhh tells us more.

OP here, just a bit of background to the story: I've had a sore throat for a few days, and I'm actually in the market for a recliner so I thought, "I'm not gonna let a sore throat hold me back from getting out!" As I was sitting down and feeling the chairs, I felt an overwhelming dizziness and nausea, and before I knew it, I puked all over myself and the seat of the recliner. Turns out I have a stomach bug now. FML x2... I am getting it cleaned though, so it should be good as new! I enjoyed the comments; Thanks a lot guys!!! :)

Top comments


Anything for something free. Nice job, OP.

62, something tells me that stores don't just give away EXPENSIVE recliners after you hurfed on em'.

JMichael 25

Yea, the vomit stain adds a bit more flair to it. It really blends in with the original color quite well.

Maybe with the vomit stains, it's a camo chair!

JocelynKaulitz 28

On top of that, he sure got rid of that "new furniture smell."

fucMyLifeSoHard 18

4- I hope it's nice if it was expensive.

Aw, that sucks. That's quite mean, it wasn't really your fault.

They made the conscious decision, while feeling sick, to go into a furniture store to sit on the merchandise... It certainly is the OPs fault.

and how that mean of the store? you can't just throw away expensive furniture that a customer that didn't even buy anything ruins.

#78 English is not my first or second but third language, so I'm sorry?

Just be proud you have your very own recliner!!!

StompinOnCrayons 15

Just out of curiosity... when did you plan on sitting in the bathroom? Was that Plan F?

No, it's a furniture store; this was plan F. Going to the bathroom to worship the toilet was plan T...but OP's reverence for the Porcelain God just exploded out of them before they could get through plans G(et off the recliner), H(ead to a bathroom), I(mmediately enter the bathroom), J(og to a stall), K(ick the door open), L(ook inside), M(an someone shit everywhere), N(ext stall!), O(ccupied, sorry dude!), P(ick an empty one this time), Q(uietly pray it's clean), R(rejoice), and S(ilently pray it's over soon). Happens to me all the time.

kittykatnic 6

Next time aim for the floor! :-)

Ok I'm sorry but YDI. Furniture stores are not made for you take a break and just use their furniture, they're made to sell furniture.

what are you talking about? you can even go to furniture stores and take naps. go for the top bunks of bunk beds though, nobody thinks of looking up there.

It is called manners. You might not have heard of them but most people have them.

most people have manners? LOL what delusional world are you living in.

I live in a world where I respect most people and their property and most people respect me and my property. Maybe if you showed some repect for people and their property you will see there are lots of people with manners.

no offence but you can't base the generalization you made of "most people" to your little circle of family and friends. btw I wasn't talking about manners towards me, I was talking about what I see in public and hear from people everyday. Just so you're not confused anymore.

At least any furniture store I have been to has encouraged their customers to try out their furniture before they buy. Ya know unless you are feeling vomity.