Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text message saying "It's over!" I sent him maybe a thousand texts saying "Why?", "What do you mean?!" After an hour of crying and whatnot, I realized he had driver's education today and that he was saying the class was over. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while I was taking my driver's test, my instructor received a text message. He promptly had a panic attack and screamed for me to pull over. It turned out his wife wanted a divorce. The last 15 minutes of my test consisted of him sobbing to himself as I drove back to the DMV. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
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NoNamesFree 8
Must have driven him insane!
banana527 12
1,000 texts....Overly attached girlfriend? I think yes.
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sinekt 9
This is why I hate the idiots these days who STILL use text messages. It's 2013, what the **** are you doing? Science is a step away from doing commercially available teleporting stations, and you use morse-code telegrams. ******* losers. The only way I use SMS is for automated notifications for bills and other stuff.
AdmiralRiffRaff 7
Chill out...
Bad_People_r_Bad 3
...And that's why you're a woman
ccdude14 4
You sound like most of exes. Have more self-confidence and give him more time to respond. Being too clingy can drive someone away.
glitterkuro 18
Jesus ****, people. Sometimes people misunderstand things, sometimes things are taken out of context. It doesn't mean she's insecure and even if she is, that doesn't make her a bad person. What if they'd had an argument recently or serious talks about their relationship? Maybe she's been in bad relationships before and has reason to be insecure? It's not such a massive leap and it is ambiguously worded. And if he did break up with her after this, he's an absolute dick. This isn't her being 'overly attached' or whatever. They have been together for three years, that's a pretty long time, and she thought it was a break up. Most people in a committed relationship would be shocked and upset too.
Ugi 27
That's quite a reaction - but hopefully he will see the funny side. I just hope you didn't get too abusive in your 1000 text to the guy you thought was suddenly your asshole ex!
ToxicTyrael 26
Why do you assume that he breaks up with you in first place?
a11e3 5
Insecure much
NamelessFace 22
Eh, might be a bit of an overreaction... okay, a huge overreaction. But still, he needs to learn to word things better. He walked into that one.
Host2phats 21
someone's got severe abandonment clingy problems