Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text message saying "It's over!" I sent him maybe a thousand texts saying "Why?", "What do you mean?!" After an hour of crying and whatnot, I realized he had driver's education today and that he was saying the class was over. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while I was taking my driver's test, my instructor received a text message. He promptly had a panic attack and screamed for me to pull over. It turned out his wife wanted a divorce. The last 15 minutes of my test consisted of him sobbing to himself as I drove back to the DMV. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
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NoNamesFree 8
Must have driven him insane!
banana527 12
1,000 texts....Overly attached girlfriend? I think yes.
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juststephhere 23
That's totally something I would've done! Haha sorry about that though!
Ghost308 11
Even if it wasn't close to a thousand texts it's still a shit ton of texts to send!!! I do maybe half of that in a month and you did it in a matter of a few hours. Damn!!!!!
jixiekat 14
after that many texts he probly did want to break up with you!
Wakachulak 22
And now, the relationship is over too.
emmybabe987 10
I kinda understand why she reacted that way, she was just worried. and I'm pretty sure she was exaggerating about the thousand texts. but next time try to be a little calmer :/
Dthsapprntc 23
A thousand texts in an hour? His phone probably gave up and exploded in an attempt the end the madness. That poor phone, what did it ever do to you? It was just an innocent messenger and you had to go and make it commit suicide. Shame on you.
daphnedanielle 6
It's an exaggeration..
Dthsapprntc 23
I am aware of the exaggerarion, I was just playing along.
See_Be_Feel 13
Now he's might break up with you for real...
Dcm210 19
I'm sorry op, we all have bad days
MrCareless 17
If your relationship is stable you shouldn't worry so much about one simple text, guess that this either tells a lot about you or about the relationship..
daphnedanielle 6
People end relationship like that for no reason even when it seems fine.
Soundslikeothers 15
Your overreaction to a simple text such as It's over tells me you have almost no confidence in this relationship at all and that you have been expecting him to break up with you for some time.
daphnedanielle 6
People end relationships like that in the middle the best times. She's probably just on edge. Sometimes you have to be. Don't be so insensitive.
Raesin 21
If you have to be 'on edge', the relationship probably isn't a happy or healthy one. What OP did was a massive over reaction that wasn't needed. It shows that the relationship is either going through tough times or that she's very insecure. Maybe she needs to grow up a little first, she sounds very suffocating.