Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text message saying "It's over!" I sent him maybe a thousand texts saying "Why?", "What do you mean?!" After an hour of crying and whatnot, I realized he had driver's education today and that he was saying the class was over. FML
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Today, while I was taking my driver's test, my instructor received a text message. He promptly had a panic attack and screamed for me to pull over. It turned out his wife wanted a divorce. The last 15 minutes of my test consisted of him sobbing to himself as I drove back to the DMV. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
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Top comments
NoNamesFree 8
Must have driven him insane!
banana527 12
1,000 texts....Overly attached girlfriend? I think yes.
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Blink_me26 21
Well he could have put your mind at ease after the first 500 texts.
jaybone87 8
a little insecure?
outoftown 27
Before you drive yourself nuts again, two tips: deep breath, then one text. Less really is more.
notsofriendly 17
It's surprising to me you'd jump to that conclusion 3 years in, unless there have been problems in the relationship lately, or you've got something you're worried about. Maybe you should consider talking about your fear with someone.
freeznFrenky 2
You lucky bastard! Hope it's a lesson for you. It's if no use worrying for things that probably never will happen. And if they happen you will notice in time.
awilliams44 9
Omg I had drivers ed today to!
worldclassrager 41
He never replied? That's strange...but at leaf you still have him jght?
captainObviously 15
Ur disgustingly attached. Highschool girls never learn....
TogeBara 12
k jerk, who said OP was in high school? Anyone that has been attached to somebody for 3 years has the right to cry if they think they are going to be dumped and don't know why. You need to learn some tact.
isuckok 11
For those of you saying he's probably only 15-16, he could be in his 20s-30s and getting his commercial driving license.
droln4maltesers 8
Congratulations, you've now given him 1000 reasons to really break up with you.