Today, my boyfriend of over one and a half years told me he won't give me a hand job because "it's awfully wet down there," and he isn't "a fan of other people's bodily fluids." FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like having sex with me, because I get too wet and it makes him go limp. FML
Today, my boyfriend flat out refuses to ever give me oral because it grosses him out when I squirt, and there's no way he wants that anywhere near his face. FML
Today, after telling my boyfriend I never achieved an orgasm with any of my past partners, and therefore telling him what I need to get there, he won't even touch me, let alone do anything "down there" because he has never done it on any of his past girlfriends, and thinks it's gross. I make sure to always be fresh and clean. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that it's "disgusting" to wash your "rear end" and that he has never, and will never, do it. FML
Today, my boyfriend once again asked me if I could “not get so wet down there” when we have sex, because it “feels funny”. Ummm, even if I could control it, I never knew it was a problem. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate with each other, starting with some foreplay. Before he fingered me, he put on a blue surgical glove, claiming that "down there is dirty and smelly" and he didn't want it on his hand. FML
Today, having regularly given my husband blowjobs, I suggested, mid-session, that he could maybe reciprocate. He complained that I was wet, begrudgingly licked for about a minute and then gave up. FML
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ryanst 7
Since when was fingering called a hand job?
Doortje 30
Just say you love him and want to support him in every way, so if he's not a fan of other people's bodily fluids, you won't be either.
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Comments (120)
akaashR 0
WTF HAND JOB? bitch it's called a treat don't give it fancy names
silverjewell 4
If he's disgusted by your ****** he's problaby gay. If he's also disgusted by other sexual "activities".... sex therapy would be the answer! but I agree: fyl
5t3ff1k4h 45
47, your wet area is on your ass. Do you have a wet area up front? No? Because that's what the post you responded to meant.
blcarter81 0
and you're obviously a ******* idiot....
ulicksam 0
he' gay.
FuckMyEveryth1ng 0
Am I the only one wondering why it has taken her a year and a half to find this out about her boyfriend?
Doortje 30
No, and if you would've bothered to read the comments you would've known that.
underpaid011 0
tell him the exact same thing.
meintx 9
Wow, no sex for you with him in the future.
emodude44 0
Tell him that next time he wants to cum on/in you.
surferchick96 0
im confused. are they gay or was it a misspell?