Intimacy and Sex: What a wuss

What a wuss

By Anonymous - 30/03/2021 08:01

Today, my boyfriend flat out refuses to ever give me oral because it grosses him out when I squirt, and there's no way he wants that anywhere near his face. FML

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Same thing different taste

By No O-face - 18/01/2011 03:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over one and a half years told me he won't give me a hand job because "it's awfully wet down there," and he isn't "a fan of other people's bodily fluids." FML

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It's not you, it's him

By Anonymous - 02/10/2021 23:01 - Italy - Benevento

Today, after telling my boyfriend I never achieved an orgasm with any of my past partners, and therefore telling him what I need to get there, he won't even touch me, let alone do anything "down there" because he has never done it on any of his past girlfriends, and thinks it's gross. I make sure to always be fresh and clean. FML

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Double standard

By NoSexForMe - 13/07/2014 07:46 - United States - Rancho Cucamonga

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML

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Backwards ass logic

By Anonymous - 29/08/2019 06:00 - United States - Chattanooga

Today, my boyfriend told me that it's "disgusting" to wash your "rear end" and that he has never, and will never, do it. FML

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By skiittlez713 - 20/05/2011 08:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML

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By oh gee - 02/05/2016 05:01

Today, my boyfriend keeps requesting that I make eye contact when I give him blowjobs. He won't let up about it. I don't know how to break it to him that his penis is too small for me to suck and look upward at the same time. FML

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Unadventurous

By Anonymous - 13/02/2022 11:59

Today, and ever since my boyfriend discovered what a rimjob is, it’s all he’s been asking for, no matter how many times I say no. I can’t be the only one who finds the thought of licking a butthole disgusting and vomit-inducing. Take the hint, no means no. FML

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Wuss

By Username - 01/12/2010 19:04 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend if there's a reason why he has never gone down on me. He responded, "Your back door is too close to your front door and it creeps me out." FML

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By sheyshey0413 - 13/06/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML

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Close but no BJ

By nikkrissa_04 - 07/08/2009 11:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML

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Levi2411 41

Tuesday 30 March 2021 9:32

Well, refuse to give him a ******* then. It's not like you need his juices near your face either since it's obviously an issue. Match his energy. 👏

Dylan Borg 12

Tuesday 30 March 2021 11:59

Middle grounds. tell him to give you oral and you let him know when it's shower time so he can switch to fingers?

Comments

Plop 17

Tuesday 30 March 2021 9:09

Well, that'll teach you to date a kid! Is he also worried you'll give him cooties?

Paul Hext 7

Tuesday 30 March 2021 9:30

Plenty of men out there who will. It can be shocking the first time, but after that, get into it!

Levi2411 41

Tuesday 30 March 2021 9:32

Well, refuse to give him a ******* then. It's not like you need his juices near your face either since it's obviously an issue. Match his energy. 👏

Dylan Borg 12

Tuesday 30 March 2021 11:59

Middle grounds. tell him to give you oral and you let him know when it's shower time so he can switch to fingers?

Mossy 6

Tuesday 30 March 2021 15:23

You can date me instead. I’ve been looking far and wide for a squirter

tido26 17

Wednesday 31 March 2021 1:39

I can see why you haven't found one

Mossy 6

Tuesday 30 March 2021 15:24

Date me instead. I’ll go down on you like it’s nobody’s business. I’ve been looking far a wide for a squirter

Vesi 29

Tuesday 30 March 2021 20:23

OK seriously? We cannot help what grosses us out. That does not make him a wuss or anyone else who does not like bodily fluids for that matter. And saying he has to "man up" and accept it is like telling a woman she has to deal with squirting in/on her face even if she hates it. No, this is toxic and needs to STOP! OP, sorry he can't do that for you, try switching to fingers when close so it does not get on or near his face. And really? FHL for having people treat him like that because of uncontrollable discomfort.

tounces7 27

Wednesday 31 March 2021 5:12

Regardless she still needs to find someone new who can actually fulfill her needs.

kfchicken 31

Wednesday 31 March 2021 14:54

no it's not toxic and yes he needs to grow up. being in a relationship means compromise. he can give her oral then switch to hands or a toy before she orgasms. this middle ground took me literally a second to think of and if he can't put at least that much effort in for her FherL. the issue isn't that he doesn't like facials it's that he flat out refuses to give her oral at all. facials and oral are not mutually exclusive.

Matt Much 12

Wednesday 31 March 2021 18:52

I'm curious then. It's not ok to call out the person with the problem. It's not ok to say dump the person and move on. I suppose it would best on everyone's feelings if we all posted nothing?

It_gets_better 19

Tuesday 30 March 2021 21:18

That sucks, OP. I'm sorry you're dealing with that but also try to be understanding. Everyone has things they're not comfortable doing and it's not fair to pressure him into sexual acts like some of the other commenters are saying. As long as he's not being a dick about it. My husband doesn't like to give oral either and that's okay, there are other ways to be sexually and emotionally intimate!