Sex and Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend of over one and a half years told me he won't...

By No O-face - 18/01/2011 03:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over one and a half years told me he won't give me a hand job because "it's awfully wet down there," and he isn't "a fan of other people's bodily fluids." FML

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By Shelby - 14/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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By ShelbyIsAwesome - 04/03/2021 17:01

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2019 06:00 - United States - Chattanooga

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By thought that was a good thing - 07/06/2022 01:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend once again asked me if I could “not get so wet down there” when we have sex, because it “feels funny”. Ummm, even if I could control it, I never knew it was a problem. FML

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By NoSexForMe - 13/07/2014 07:46 - United States - Rancho Cucamonga

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML

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By InvAzn - 14/12/2017 06:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate with each other, starting with some foreplay. Before he fingered me, he put on a blue surgical glove, claiming that "down there is dirty and smelly" and he didn't want it on his hand. FML

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Underperforming

By ThatIsNotIt - 24/01/2021 04:02 - United Kingdom

Today, having regularly given my husband blowjobs, I suggested, mid-session, that he could maybe reciprocate. He complained that I was wet, begrudgingly licked for about a minute and then gave up. FML

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ryanst 7

Tuesday 18 January 2011 8:57

Since when was fingering called a hand job?

Doortje 29

Tuesday 18 January 2011 9:12

Just say you love him and want to support him in every way, so if he's not a fan of other people's bodily fluids, you won't be either.

Comments

zaadam2 5

Tuesday 18 January 2011 17:21

If the OP is a girl, then she used some awfully weird words to describe "fingering". I had to read this FML several times to make sure I indeed undertand what I read haha. However, I don't know of ANY girls that refer to fingering as getting a hand job. Leads me to believe that the OP is a guy... In which case, I'm scarred for the rest of my life. Now I need to get laid so I can take my mind off of this :P.