Today, my boyfriend once again asked me if I could “not get so wet down there” when we have sex, because it “feels funny”. Ummm, even if I could control it, I never knew it was a problem. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like having sex with me, because I get too wet and it makes him go limp. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over one and a half years told me he won't give me a hand job because "it's awfully wet down there," and he isn't "a fan of other people's bodily fluids." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my new boyfriend and I really wanted to have sex, but he went soft as soon as he entered me. This happens every time we try. I feel cursed by my year-long dry spell. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend has so many hang ups about being good at sex that when we actually had sex for the first time this morning, he got upset that I was touching my clit while he was inside me. Apparently it was a sign I think he’s bad at it, and had to do it myself. Neither of us orgasmed today. FML
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TwoBytesCarley 27
Next time ask him to not ejaculate semen cause it’s ‘ewie and gross’. Hopefully he sees how ridiculous it is to ask you to change a normal bodily response to pleasure.
MorganHex 28
I think he might need a proper sex ed class and education on the female body and it's functions
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TwoBytesCarley 27
Next time ask him to not ejaculate semen cause it’s ‘ewie and gross’. Hopefully he sees how ridiculous it is to ask you to change a normal bodily response to pleasure.
JackWood 21
How's it going to go in if it's dry. smh
tiptoppc 21
I guess he tells her to bite the pillow? He’s an assholish idiot. He needs a sex ed book thrown at him. Preferably his face
MorganHex 28
I think he might need a proper sex ed class and education on the female body and it's functions
sdj215 19
Water parks are no fun without water. Tell him to enjoy the slide.
SJKatt 15
Dump. Him.
no0ne0890 29
this hits me in the feels! I just lost a girl that had the wap so it kinda makes me angry. I don't wanna jump to dump him so talk to the dude and if it's not impeding the sex or the emotional connection you guys might have then you can work out. if either of you feels it's too much of a difference then you can dump him I suppose.
Rozay333 36
Is your boyfriend 6?
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
He's obviously a smart guy. If he keeps making ridiculous demands like this she'll get so annoyed with him that there's no way she's going to get wet.
wrenavery90 12
It's only a problem for your moron of a boyfriend. Most men like it. Get a new boyfriend.
Mark Freedman 6
You need a new boyfriend