Today, after some very passionate sex with my girlfriend, she exclaimed, "That was amazing Drew." She quickly tried to turn "Drew" into my actual name, which doesn't sound anything like Drew. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Today, while having hot passionate sex with my boyfriend, while I was moaning his name, he was coming to release and yelled out, "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!" His name isn't Patrick. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were doing the dirty, when she told me to say her full name, including her middle name. I'd forgot her middle name. It was completely awkward after. I'm a dumbass. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
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bobdole 0
i'm really sorry bro - Drew
blowmyringtone 0
oic
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Comments (83)
JDtMG 0
haha. shitsux, man.
flakes_fml 0
lmfao #
KarinaLizeth18 5
haha!! mmmm this is unfortunately very funny O.o sorry xD
bobdole 0
i'm really sorry bro - Drew
SomeRussianGirl 3
Lmfao that wins
blowmyringtone 0
oic
liray 4
HAHA sup drew
hairt 4
OMG HAHAHA
SarcasticUnicorn 9
You were destined to comment on this post, Drew.
22b22 0
Haha Succks dudee ! Dump the chick!
z_vet 0
Ouch, it hurts!
Bauer_fml 0
Well maybe she meant you Drew her closer to.... Nope your life is f***ed.
rational_man 0
perfect chance to get it on with that hottie at your office, without worries. Oh yeah, wrap it up with this sweetie pie of yours and get tested. See that, its the silver lining.
red_apples 0
Lol @ # 17.
StayClassy 0
That's awful. I really feel for you. I propose that everyone named Drew you meet for the next week, you slap. You're bound to get him.
Dre27 20
Shit, my name is drew
gsh12095 0
atleast she thought it was amazing