Today, I guess my son's balls dropped. I've caught him humping his sister's Selena Gomez posters several times today. For god's sake. FML
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Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bed with a hand down her pants, totally zoned out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. FML
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I was woken up to the crushing of my balls after my 5-year-old son thought it would be the best way to wake me up. FML
Today, my son shaved his eyebrows. Two days ago, I caught my 10-year-old daughter watching porn. I'm totally winning at parenting. FML
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Top comments
Dylbro 18
I guess he cant keep his hands to himself.
Tripartita 45
Your son is humping… a flat poster? Relax, OP, relationships that lack such depth tend to end pretty quickly.
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Comments (60)
Dylbro 18
I guess he cant keep his hands to himself.
may14th 26
I mean he could but why would he want to?
larlar9800 17
tbh wish i could like this 1000000 times
Steve95401 49
At least he wasn't humping a Justin Bieber poster.
Applecifer 5
Nothing wrong with being gay.
Grenith 21
Not because he would be gay, but because he had bad taste.
OhYouAreOffended 11
yes there is (go ahead downvote because everyone is afraid to hurt eachothers feelings)
death32 6
agreed hundredth percent
okaydisarray 17
So you don't really agree, 31? Agreeing 0.001% isn't the same as agreeing 100%. Just saying.
jbuiel123 18
0.01% Just saying
okaydisarray 17
Whoops, haha, you're right. Guess I've been out of school for too long. :$
spaholla04 13
I was going to say Miley Cyrus but this is 875X better!!!!!
Bloodmorphed 7
so justin is 875 times more awful than miley? say what you will about justin but he is actually getting his shit together while miley is still twerking her flat ass to try to impress someone.
vikky538 29
Agreed.
microbemaster 17
#8 that wouldn't be gay as it's still a woman
sweetpotato301 7
47, why does that make her such a terrible person? Justin pissed in a mop bucket in a restaurant was done for DUI. He's got himself together now but that's surely much worse than Miley twerking her 'flat ass'
ArtemisRwill 22
I almost did a spit take when I read this.
tzemmy 25
Do you live in a sitcom?
crazyindynathan 13
If he does it again, you can produce embarrassment material for future use >:)
cole66 14
hey, it could be worse. could have been to your daughter sleeping or something. still kinda gross tho
Arkham_Callabero 15
Going a little overboard aren't we?
Tripartita 45
Your son is humping… a flat poster? Relax, OP, relationships that lack such depth tend to end pretty quickly.
Kinglue 17
Thanks for saying it flat out for us:D
Scorpion245 3
Clever.
tranced_ 45
time to have The talk with him..
MrsHumanFrog 19
time to teach the boy how to take care of his own business privately.
thatguy240 27
He'll be sick of that same old love soon.
death32 6
im dead
NoThanks999 19
*rubs defibrillators* CLEAR
fml0505 22
Look out for the crispy socks, they are coming.