By Anonymous - 22/04/2016 20:14 - United States - Charleston

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Today, I guess my son's balls dropped. I've caught him humping his sister's Selena Gomez posters several times today. For god's sake. FML
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Dylbro 18

I guess he cant keep his hands to himself.

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Tripartita 44

Your son is humping… a flat poster? Relax, OP, relationships that lack such depth tend to end pretty quickly.

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Dylbro 18

I guess he cant keep his hands to himself.

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may14th 26

I mean he could but why would he want to?

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larlar9800 17

tbh wish i could like this 1000000 times

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Steve95401 49

At least he wasn't humping a Justin Bieber poster.

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Grenith 21

Not because he would be gay, but because he had bad taste.

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OhYouAreOffended 11

yes there is (go ahead downvote because everyone is afraid to hurt eachothers feelings)

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okaydisarray 17

So you don't really agree, 31? Agreeing 0.001% isn't the same as agreeing 100%. Just saying.

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okaydisarray 17

Whoops, haha, you're right. Guess I've been out of school for too long. :$

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spaholla04 13

I was going to say Miley Cyrus but this is 875X better!!!!!

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Bloodmorphed 7

so justin is 875 times more awful than miley? say what you will about justin but he is actually getting his shit together while miley is still twerking her flat ass to try to impress someone.

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microbemaster 16

#8 that wouldn't be gay as it's still a woman

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sweetpotato301 7

47, why does that make her such a terrible person? Justin pissed in a mop bucket in a restaurant was done for DUI. He's got himself together now but that's surely much worse than Miley twerking her 'flat ass'

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crazyindynathan 13

If he does it again, you can produce embarrassment material for future use >:)

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cole66 14

hey, it could be worse. could have been to your daughter sleeping or something. still kinda gross tho

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Tripartita 44

Your son is humping… a flat poster? Relax, OP, relationships that lack such depth tend to end pretty quickly.

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Kinglue 17

Thanks for saying it flat out for us:D

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MrsHumanFrog 19

time to teach the boy how to take care of his own business privately.

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thatguy240 27

He'll be sick of that same old love soon.

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NoThanks999 19

*rubs defibrillators* CLEAR

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fml0505 22

Look out for the crispy socks, they are coming.

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