Sick sex, dude

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 02:13 - United States

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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML
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ydi_4_suking 20
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At least he didn't throw up inside of you

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osirisx3 0
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I'm sure he didn't throw up in disgust.

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lvanlier 0
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it happens get over it(: hahha I'm kidding that's horrible

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5
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you probably taste like shit

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Glenn_Coco 0
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^ But I thought you were the one in the shower full of shit?? :O

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kriptonite_fml 0
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use your mean mug

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alwa7sh 2
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Maybe you got him pregnant!

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rebekahah 7

well you have it now so... enjoy!

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iloveloosy12 0
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he was probably just sick from the ish you made for dinner

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SparcMac 0
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I so agree with 31

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kedaboo 0
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Damn....that really sucks

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tygerarmy 35
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Yeah, but it could be worse. He could've told her he didn't want to have sex with her because he is disgusted by her bodily fluids.

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Severn_fml 0
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Perhaps trimming your muff cabage would help?

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therealdavid 0

at least he didn't throw up during the sex:)

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osirisx3 0
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I'm sure he didn't throw up in disgust.

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Doortje 29
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How can you be sure? We don't have any information about the OP. For all you know she turned out to have crabs and he got one in his mouth.

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rgermain 0
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Instant Preggers!!!

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rockhound 0
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OR....... OP's vag could resemble rotten cottage cheese in looks, smell and taste, all while dripping an off white discharge that could be likened to mayonnaise.

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FrenchToast94 0
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Dood I've read some bad things but that is fucking disgusting!!!

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USAF_girl 3
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Maybe she smells like old fish???? hmmm??? haha

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prowler77 2
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XD agreed 78!!!!!

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thedaish 0
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Maybe he was just so happy that he puked!

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Justy101 23

75, that is absolutely wrong. *I* almost threw up.

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ydi_4_suking 20
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At least he didn't throw up inside of you

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BahahahLOL 0

While eating her out... lol ew

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moviegirl6 5

^ Andy Six = epic fucking win just saying. :)

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Alexxx125 0

haha:)

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smerry 3
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I think he was sick or ate something wrong like ur pussy lol jk but it's ok op :)

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lisaaaar 0
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Maybe he was just so overjoyed he had to puke :D?

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Jdog619 11

Motion sickness, maybe?

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ramboman19 8

Eeh odd coincidence?

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courtney680 17

Well let's hope so lol

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daaron 3

it's not you it's him hahahahahaha FYL I'm sorry LMAO that right there is being added to my list of favorites

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melmeldolphin 8
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He might've just been really nervous or stressed out. Or he might have pushed himself to overcome a terrible stomach bug just to pleasure you.

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scottovious 0

Holy Crap. Life Happens. Put on your big girl panties and move on. Sensative Much?

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