Backwards ass logic

By Anonymous - 29/08/2019 06:00 - United States - Chattanooga

Today, my boyfriend told me that it's "disgusting" to wash your "rear end" and that he has never, and will never, do it. FML
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dudeisuck 7

brings a "hole" new meaning to being a smelly ass

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Nhayaa 21

I can't wait for him to be 40 and to have to check up on his prostate... That's a preventive FML for his future doctor.

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benbenjude 5

I never heard of that before

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dudeisuck 7

brings a "hole" new meaning to being a smelly ass

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Nhayaa 21

I can't wait for him to be 40 and to have to check up on his prostate... That's a preventive FML for his future doctor.

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alycion 38

Wait until he’s sleeping. Turn the hose on him.

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leighmacj 11

I bet he expects you to lick his ass though. I don’t understand guys who think it’s gay or disgusting to was their own arse.

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Major_Haywire 7

What a (dirty) arse hole 🕳

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ViviMage 39

Yes you are supposed to wash your buttocks. I lived with a person who had herpes (got from the ex-girlfriend) and he said you start at the cleanest parts first. Like your face arms and chest. Then legs and feet and yes UNDER THE FEET, and then the unmentionables. Think of it like you have one washcloth. What would you wash first? And if he get acne/boils on his butt, now he knows why. Also, why is he your BF if his hygiene is this bad?

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