Backwards ass logic

By Anonymous - 29/08/2019 06:00 - United States - Chattanooga

Today, my boyfriend told me that it's "disgusting" to wash your "rear end" and that he has never, and will never, do it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 919
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brings a "hole" new meaning to being a smelly ass

I can't wait for him to be 40 and to have to check up on his prostate... That's a preventive FML for his future doctor.

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I never heard of that before

brings a "hole" new meaning to being a smelly ass

I can't wait for him to be 40 and to have to check up on his prostate... That's a preventive FML for his future doctor.

Wait until he’s sleeping. Turn the hose on him.

I bet he expects you to lick his ass though. I don’t understand guys who think it’s gay or disgusting to was their own arse.

What a (dirty) arse hole 🕳

....Does he not wipe?

ViviMage 38

Yes you are supposed to wash your buttocks. I lived with a person who had herpes (got from the ex-girlfriend) and he said you start at the cleanest parts first. Like your face arms and chest. Then legs and feet and yes UNDER THE FEET, and then the unmentionables. Think of it like you have one washcloth. What would you wash first? And if he get acne/boils on his butt, now he knows why. Also, why is he your BF if his hygiene is this bad?

Brain-bleach, STAT!!! (Part Deux)