Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Wet noodle
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like having sex with me, because I get too wet and it makes him go limp. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
No O-face
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend of over one and a half years told me he won't give me a hand job because "it's awfully wet down there," and he isn't "a fan of other people's bodily fluids." FML
thought that was a good thing
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Pencil
Today, my boyfriend once again asked me if I could “not get so wet down there” when we have sex, because it “feels funny”. Ummm, even if I could control it, I never knew it was a problem. FML
whatamidoingwrong
🌶️ Spicy
Can't be arsed, to be honest
Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Shelby
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
hannieannie
Oxford, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
ShelbyIsAwesome
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Gabi
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Not true
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Strange terminology
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Creepy
Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said, "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML
Top comments
slkeithh 14
Time for a real man and not a fuckboy. Guess he likes it better when a woman isn't aroused.
RichardPencil 32
Make him wear a raincoat.
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RichardPencil 32
Make him wear a raincoat.
Mya93 2
That sucks 🥴
RichardPencil 32
Problem solved.
RichardPencil 32
A lot of them do.
slkeithh 14
Time for a real man and not a fuckboy. Guess he likes it better when a woman isn't aroused.
randybryant799 21
What??? That's insane. Most men like it when we're wet.
Bfishyflanders 2
My boyfriend tells me the same thing 🥺
TattooedOpinion 4
Your boyfriend might be gay…
xaonng 5
hell half the time I need a snorkel with my wife...what's wrong with him?
DanielleinDC 34
You're supposed to be wet; it means you're aroused. Dump him and find a guy who likes it when his partner is as turned on as he is.
ChipBoundary 9
I was with a woman that it was like that with. Don't get me wrong, I love women that get mega-wet and even squurt, but that combined with the structure of her genitals it felt like I was ******* a cup of water. Now, I'm no Ron Jeremy, but I am in the ballpark of just slightly above average. Not sure what the OP's situation is, but I can definitely see how that happens. Granted, I never told the woman this. We didn't date long.
Matthew Smith_1929277106 4
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