Wet noodle

By Anonymous - 01/08/2021 14:01

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Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like having sex with me, because I get too wet and it makes him go limp. FML
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slkeithh 14

Time for a real man and not a fuckboy. Guess he likes it better when a woman isn't aroused.

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slkeithh 14

Time for a real man and not a fuckboy. Guess he likes it better when a woman isn't aroused.

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randybryant799 20

What??? That's insane. Most men like it when we're wet.

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Bfishyflanders 2

My boyfriend tells me the same thing 🥺

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TattooedOpinion 4

Your boyfriend might be gay…

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xaonng 5

hell half the time I need a snorkel with my wife...what's wrong with him?

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DanielleinDC 33

You're supposed to be wet; it means you're aroused. Dump him and find a guy who likes it when his partner is as turned on as he is.

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ChipBoundary 9

I was with a woman that it was like that with. Don't get me wrong, I love women that get mega-wet and even squurt, but that combined with the structure of her genitals it felt like I was ******* a cup of water. Now, I'm no Ron Jeremy, but I am in the ballpark of just slightly above average. Not sure what the OP's situation is, but I can definitely see how that happens. Granted, I never told the woman this. We didn't date long.

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