By anonymous - 27/02/2010 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 539
You deserved it 3 097

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OP, you should dream about being in a tag rope contest and pull his dick as hard as you can. haha.

I'd like to see an FML where nobody chooses YDI. Honestly, someone explain to me how OP deserved this; it's not like OP punched him first as far as we're concerned.


phixx 0


saywaturcoco 0


tinetine_fml 0

wow that sucks! n noone cares if ur firsr

well, at least he can punch. maybe he has a future in UFC

asianwolf 2

lolololol. you just made my day!!!

wanna play codmw2

OmgGuessWhatChic 0

I just farted

I almost died laughing

i'm sure you blue balled him at one point in the relationship..this is karma

TheCoolGuy3434 0

haha suks for u

definitely karma...

tehchowder 0

he wasn't asleep or dreaming.

He dreams about punching you. This is a sign. Listen to it.

iSwag 0

better than an armbar


I would beat the shit out of that dude for hitting a woman

this is friggin hilarious. favorited!

well now you know what you'll be "dreaming" about tonight as well.

ButterflyBaby 0

break up with him. you shouldn't hit girls, intentional or not.

@151: are you retarded?

you didn't make him a fuckin sammich

hahah, oh my god that's horrible.

number two, you look amazing!

your pretty.....(:

nevsky6 3

you are not the FIRST to have bloody nose!

i havent been able to breath throygh my nose since i wz born

why thankyou:) #4: how could you not breathe out of your nose since you were born?

asianwolf 2

I think it's called breathing through your mouth.

haha ya 2 you're gorgeous :)

I love it how people are so lonely they try to pick up girls on a random fml comment. lmao

Anonnamus 0

Uh...this isn't a dating website? I thought FML stood for For My Love. Fuck my life. Back to TWI for me.

lmfaaao xDD this is a win .

OR, they like to inform people that they are pretty and make them feel good about themselves.

asianwolf 2

I like 98 idea better

im2good25 0

exactly. nothing wrong with 40 year olds complimenting a youngin

Dbag320 0


that sucks

Lordlucian 0

U sure he was asleep? lolz

allen20 0

Dats some rough sexx huh? ;)

allen2020 0

my account got banned >:(

allen2020 0

my comment got deleted! >:((

Craw25 0

damn that sucks


garuru 4

are you dating chris brown? haha

kristen_lesli 0

xD definately win, my friend!!! xD ^^^

OP, you should dream about being in a tag rope contest and pull his dick as hard as you can. haha.

stinkytruck 0

yeah. that's it.....a dream....right!