Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML
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imaweener
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OP, you should dream about being in a tag rope contest and pull his dick as hard as you can. haha.
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mariahrawks
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I'd like to see an FML where nobody chooses YDI. Honestly, someone explain to me how OP deserved this; it's not like OP punched him first as far as we're concerned.
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phixx
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first
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saywaturcoco
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haha
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tinetine_fml
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wow that sucks!
n noone cares if ur firsr
n noone cares if ur firsr
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thenormalguy
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lmao
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keenan61194
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well, at least he can punch. maybe he has a future in UFC
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asianwolf
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lolololol. you just made my day!!!
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PottheadSam
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wanna play codmw2
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OmgGuessWhatChic
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I just farted
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Biohazard41
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I almost died laughing
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Rakayum
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i'm sure you blue balled him at one point in the relationship..this is karma
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TheCoolGuy3434
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haha suks for u
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thatssomeBS
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definitely karma...
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tehchowder
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he wasn't asleep or dreaming.
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reyemrein
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He dreams about punching you. This is a sign. Listen to it.
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iSwag
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better than an armbar
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DemonChicken
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RAMBO THAT HOE!!!
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NoWFoReVeR
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I would beat the shit out of that dude for hitting a woman
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powermad80
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this is friggin hilarious. favorited!
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shab677
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lol!
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Betz
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well now you know what you'll be "dreaming" about tonight as well.
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ButterflyBaby
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break up with him. you shouldn't hit girls, intentional or not.
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42billybob
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@151: are you retarded?
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Gfrigo
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tapout!!!
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immazombeastxD
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you didn't make him a fuckin sammich
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samantha_durano
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hahah, oh my god that's horrible.
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jorgebell17
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number two, you look amazing!
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salic77
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your pretty.....(:
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nevsky6
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you are not the FIRST to have bloody nose!
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Firesushi200
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i havent been able to breath throygh my nose since i wz born
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samantha_durano
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why thankyou:)
#4: how could you not breathe out of your nose since you were born?
#4: how could you not breathe out of your nose since you were born?
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asianwolf
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I think it's called breathing through your mouth.
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harryman04
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haha ya 2 you're gorgeous :)
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xxxWebbxxx
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I love it how people are so lonely they try to pick up girls on a random fml comment. lmao
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Anonnamus
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Uh...this isn't a dating website? I thought FML stood for For My Love. Fuck my life. Back to TWI for me.
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xxxWebbxxx
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^^^. FTW
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xiFlyx
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lmfaaao xDD
this is a win .
this is a win .
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DonkeyDelight
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OR, they like to inform people that they are pretty and make them feel good about themselves.
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asianwolf
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I like 98 idea better
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im2good25
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exactly. nothing wrong with 40 year olds complimenting a youngin
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Dbag320
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Sucks.
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benito_fml
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that sucks
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Lordlucian
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U sure he was asleep? lolz
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TheFluffNut
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damn
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allen20
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Dats some rough sexx huh? ;)
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allen2020
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my account got banned >:(
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allen2020
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my comment got deleted! >:((
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Craw25
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damn that sucks
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kiss_of_death
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HAHA THATS A FUKING FAIL THERE
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benen
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niceee
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garuru
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are you dating chris brown? haha
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kristen_lesli
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xD definately win, my friend!!! xD ^^^
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imaweener
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OP, you should dream about being in a tag rope contest and pull his dick as hard as you can. haha.
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stinkytruck
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yeah. that's it.....a dream....right!