By anonymous - 27/02/2010 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML
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imaweener 0

OP, you should dream about being in a tag rope contest and pull his dick as hard as you can. haha.

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mariahrawks 0

I'd like to see an FML where nobody chooses YDI. Honestly, someone explain to me how OP deserved this; it's not like OP punched him first as far as we're concerned.

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tinetine_fml 0

wow that sucks! n noone cares if ur firsr

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keenan61194 4

well, at least he can punch. maybe he has a future in UFC

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asianwolf 2

lolololol. you just made my day!!!

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OmgGuessWhatChic 0

I just farted

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Rakayum 0

i'm sure you blue balled him at one point in the relationship..this is karma

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TheCoolGuy3434 0

haha suks for u

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tehchowder 0

he wasn't asleep or dreaming.

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reyemrein 0

He dreams about punching you. This is a sign. Listen to it.

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NoWFoReVeR 0

I would beat the shit out of that dude for hitting a woman

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Betz 10

well now you know what you'll be "dreaming" about tonight as well.

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ButterflyBaby 0

break up with him. you shouldn't hit girls, intentional or not.

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nevsky6 3

you are not the FIRST to have bloody nose!

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Firesushi200 3

i havent been able to breath throygh my nose since i wz born

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samantha_durano 6

why thankyou:) #4: how could you not breathe out of your nose since you were born?

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asianwolf 2

I think it's called breathing through your mouth.

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xxxWebbxxx 0

I love it how people are so lonely they try to pick up girls on a random fml comment. lmao

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Anonnamus 0

Uh...this isn't a dating website? I thought FML stood for For My Love. **** my life. Back to TWI for me.

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DonkeyDelight 0

OR, they like to inform people that they are pretty and make them feel good about themselves.

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asianwolf 2

I like 98 idea better

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im2good25 0

exactly. nothing wrong with 40 year olds complimenting a youngin

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allen20 0

Dats some rough sexx huh? ;)

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allen2020 0

my account got banned >:(

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allen2020 0

my comment got deleted! >:((

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garuru 4

are you dating chris brown? haha

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kristen_lesli 0

xD definately win, my friend!!! xD ^^^

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imaweener 0

OP, you should dream about being in a tag rope contest and pull his dick as hard as you can. haha.

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stinkytruck 0

yeah. that's it.....a dream....right!

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