FML : Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and...

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Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymous / Saturday 27 February 2010 16:06 / United States

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By imaweener | 0

#898153 - Saturday 27 February 2010 20:00

OP, you should dream about being in a tag rope contest and pull his dick as hard as you can. haha.

By mariahrawks | 0

#898173 - Saturday 27 February 2010 20:03

I'd like to see an FML where nobody chooses YDI. Honestly, someone explain to me how OP deserved this; it's not like OP punched him first as far as we're concerned.

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By phixx | 0

#898118 - Saturday 27 February 2010 19:54

first

saywaturcoco | 0

#898126 - Saturday 27 February 2010 19:56

haha

tinetine_fml | 0

#898131 - Saturday 27 February 2010 19:57

wow that sucks!
n noone cares if ur firsr

thenormalguy | 0

#898134 - Saturday 27 February 2010 19:57

lmao

keenan61194 | 4

#898147 - Saturday 27 February 2010 19:59

well, at least he can punch. maybe he has a future in UFC

asianwolf | 2

#898151 - Saturday 27 February 2010 19:59

lolololol. you just made my day!!!

PottheadSam | 0

#898158 - Saturday 27 February 2010 20:00

wanna play codmw2

OmgGuessWhatChic | 0

#898199 - Saturday 27 February 2010 20:10

I just farted

Biohazard41 | 0

#898300 - Saturday 27 February 2010 20:38

I almost died laughing

Rakayum | 0

#898304 - Saturday 27 February 2010 20:40

i'm sure you blue balled him at one point in the relationship..this is karma

TheCoolGuy3434 | 0

#898314 - Saturday 27 February 2010 20:43

haha suks for u

thatssomeBS | 9

#898386 - Saturday 27 February 2010 21:11

definitely karma...

tehchowder | 0

#898400 - Saturday 27 February 2010 21:15

he wasn't asleep or dreaming.

reyemrein | 0

#898447 - Saturday 27 February 2010 21:32

He dreams about punching you. This is a sign. Listen to it.

iSwag | 0

#898605 - Saturday 27 February 2010 22:41

better than an armbar

DemonChicken | 0

#898747 - Saturday 27 February 2010 23:32

RAMBO THAT HOE!!!

NoWFoReVeR | 0

#899214 - Sunday 28 February 2010 2:25

I would beat the shit out of that dude for hitting a woman

powermad80 | 2

#899394 - Sunday 28 February 2010 4:23

this is friggin hilarious. favorited!

shab677 | 0

#899563 - Sunday 28 February 2010 5:59

lol!

Betz | 10

#899669 - Sunday 28 February 2010 6:44

well now you know what you'll be "dreaming" about tonight as well.

ButterflyBaby | 0

#903068 - Monday 1 March 2010 5:48

break up with him. you shouldn't hit girls, intentional or not.

42billybob | 5

#904306 - Monday 1 March 2010 15:54

@151: are you retarded?

Gfrigo | 1

#1034337 - Friday 18 June 2010 1:14

tapout!!!

immazombeastxD | 0

#1097585 - Friday 16 July 2010 9:10

you didn't make him a fuckin sammich

By samantha_durano | 5

#898119 - Saturday 27 February 2010 19:54

hahah, oh my god that's horrible.

jorgebell17 | 0

#898289 - Saturday 27 February 2010 20:31

number two, you look amazing!

salic77 | 11

#898334 - Saturday 27 February 2010 20:50

your pretty.....(:

By nevsky6 | 3

#898120 - Saturday 27 February 2010 19:55

you are not the FIRST to have bloody nose!

Firesushi200 | 3

#898123 - Saturday 27 February 2010 19:55

i havent been able to breath throygh my nose since i wz born

samantha_durano | 5

#898419 - Saturday 27 February 2010 21:21

why thankyou:)
#4: how could you not breathe out of your nose since you were born?

asianwolf | 2

#898537 - Saturday 27 February 2010 22:16

I think it's called breathing through your mouth.

harryman04 | 0

#898548 - Saturday 27 February 2010 22:21

haha ya 2 you're gorgeous :)

xxxWebbxxx | 0

#898780 - Saturday 27 February 2010 23:42

I love it how people are so lonely they try to pick up girls on a random fml comment. lmao

Anonnamus | 0

#898885 - Sunday 28 February 2010 0:21

Uh...this isn't a dating website? I thought FML stood for For My Love. Fuck my life. Back to TWI for me.

xxxWebbxxx | 0

#898892 - Sunday 28 February 2010 0:24

^^^. FTW

xiFlyx | 0

#898973 - Sunday 28 February 2010 1:04

lmfaaao xDD
this is a win .

DonkeyDelight | 0

#899465 - Sunday 28 February 2010 5:04

OR, they like to inform people that they are pretty and make them feel good about themselves.

asianwolf | 2

#899494 - Sunday 28 February 2010 5:14

I like 98 idea better

im2good25 | 0

#899863 - Sunday 28 February 2010 8:41

exactly. nothing wrong with 40 year olds complimenting a youngin

By Dbag320 | 0

#898127 - Saturday 27 February 2010 19:56

Sucks.

benito_fml | 0

#898135 - Saturday 27 February 2010 19:57

that sucks

Lordlucian | 0

#898439 - Saturday 27 February 2010 21:29

U sure he was asleep? lolz

By TheFluffNut | 0

#898132 - Saturday 27 February 2010 19:57

damn

By allen20 | 0

#898137 - Saturday 27 February 2010 19:57

Dats some rough sexx huh? ;)

allen2020 | 0

#898282 - Saturday 27 February 2010 20:30

my account got banned >:(

allen2020 | 0

#898412 - Saturday 27 February 2010 21:19

my comment got deleted! >:((

By Craw25 | 0

#898139 - Saturday 27 February 2010 19:58

damn that sucks

kiss_of_death | 0

#898149 - Saturday 27 February 2010 19:59

HAHA THATS A FUKING FAIL THERE

By benen | 0

#898144 - Saturday 27 February 2010 19:58

niceee

garuru | 4

#898712 - Saturday 27 February 2010 23:23

are you dating chris brown? haha

kristen_lesli | 0

#902738 - Monday 1 March 2010 4:50

xD definately win, my friend!!! xD ^^^

By imaweener | 0

#898153 - Saturday 27 February 2010 20:00

OP, you should dream about being in a tag rope contest and pull his dick as hard as you can. haha.

By stinkytruck | 0

#898162 - Saturday 27 February 2010 20:01

yeah. that's it.....a dream....right!

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