By Anonymous - 30/11/2015 23:54 - Belgium - Gent

Today, I was verbally and physically attacked in a public pool, because I was swimming in what a grandma claimed was her part of the pool. Since I'm a very tolerant person, I calmly tried to talk some reason into the elderly lady. The lifeguard had to come to protect me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 756
You deserved it 1 759

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Should've splashed her.

Just another weird situations that lifeguards have to deal with!

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Gotta love crazy old biddies.

respect your elders woman! you came from them and you will be one. RESPECT!

26, no. nobody deserves respect just for being old. the woman acted disrespectfully

and you need to RESPECT your elders she has right to act disrespectful cuz she been here longer struggled more

That makes no sense, kid. You don't automatically give respect. It's earned. If a war veteran is treating people like shit, I'm not going to respect them, even though they fought for our country.

#26 LOVE how your username is chillaxed... You seem the complete opposite lmao.

nobody earns the right to disrespect another human being. You sound stupid

Should've splashed her.

The day Sheldon Cooper went to the pool. "You're in my spot"

You can't defend yourself from an old lady? come on now

Not everyone feels like hitting an old lady

Not everyone is willing. you'd definitly want to.

#2 what do you think she is, magickarp?

It's when she starts reaching for her bag of cats you should start to panic. After all everyone knows there is nothing scarier than a crazy old cat lady ;)

A bag of cats belonging to said cat lady dumped in the water with you? That's pretty scary.

Hey my ifunny username is crazyoldcatlady

Just another weird situations that lifeguards have to deal with!

Lifeguards have to deal with very freaky things sometimes...

if this lady is a regular at this pool I doubt this is the first time the lifeguards have had to deal with her about "her part of the pool" sorry that happened Anon just try to find some of the open pool and keep on swimming :)

Fuck that lifeguards life. that would suck.

"I claim this section of the pool for Mars!"

THOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Maybe try the kiddie pool? They might be more accepting.

I don't think that would be considered appropriate

I hope she doesn't start drowning. No one is allowed in her part of the pool to save her.

You handled that quite swimmingly.

Have to say you handled that really well. I would have been ok up until she physically attacked me for being in "her part of the pool." Then I would have freaked and told her she was crazy and that it's a public pool so get over it. Or hid behind the lifeguard...