Goodbye horses

By Anonymous - 23/10/2017 16:19

Today, my dad tried to help me overcome my intense fear of horses (due to nearly being killed by one as a child) by taking me to a ranch. Within 30 minutes, a horse bit my face. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

That sounds like a most foal experience. Still, at least your nightmare is over. Hopefully there'll be niegh more of this kind of horseshit from your father from now on.

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RichardPencil 30

Didn’t you ever learn “don’t look a gift horse in the mouth?”

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Dave_Davington 33

That sounds like a most foal experience. Still, at least your nightmare is over. Hopefully there'll be niegh more of this kind of horseshit from your father from now on.

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EmDizzle2007 28

good work. let's see if it makes comment of the week.

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RichardPencil 30

Didn’t you ever learn “don’t look a gift horse in the mouth?”

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Glowworm56 26

This is one of those cases where wild horses could indeed drag you away.

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Lobby_Bee 17

You need to eat horse meat. It'll give you the strength to overcome your fear once you know how delicious they are.

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gracefulmonk 8

You could have said "neigh" about going to the ranch. Colt-n't he have guessed that you weren't wanting to horse around?

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tonyfan00 38

Well if you tanned yourself too much you might have looked like a carrot...

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siggy_mcsigx 22

I thought it was common knowledge that horses sense when people are afraid of them and become more likely to attack

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thatslifeiguess7 16

The better question is did you bite your dad?

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