Love, Marriage, Awkward, Dreams and Nightmare: It's not for everyone - FML

It's not for everyone

By Stacey - 07/05/2022 22:00

Today, my fiancé had a nightmare and sat bolt upright in bed, claimed he had a nightmare where we were married, then his head hit the pillow and he was asleep again. That was his nightmare. Us being married. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 8 May 2022 6:34

I take it he's endlessly stalling. You know the old saying, "Why give the cow the right to half your stuff and restrict you from seeing your calves every other weekend, when you get the milk for free?"

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 8 May 2022 6:34

I take it he's endlessly stalling. You know the old saying, "Why give the cow the right to half your stuff and restrict you from seeing your calves every other weekend, when you get the milk for free?"

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