Health: Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching...

By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML

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By hero to zero - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

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By Anon - 08/11/2010 18:34 - Singapore

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML

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By raebelle - 02/06/2011 17:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2015 12:56 - Turkey - Istanbul

Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML

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maskedman 9

Monday 22 February 2010 13:24

now you know your boyfriend will tell the story of how he accidentally punched you in the face to someone else. this will result in another punched face. somebody needs to stop this vicious storytelling cycle before the whole world gets punched in the face.

imanethesmart 0

Monday 22 February 2010 12:49

Is your boyfriend's name Chris Brown?

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Spyrunner 0

Monday 22 February 2010 12:19

Sorry

crackiebob 0

Monday 22 February 2010 12:20

fail

Melkezidech 0

Monday 22 February 2010 12:27

A cup of Ramen makes it all better.

rawriown 0

Monday 22 February 2010 14:33

lmfao

_swimcutie_ 0

Monday 22 February 2010 14:45

One word. FAIL..

Tripout 0

Monday 22 February 2010 16:25

YDI for standin in arms length of him. 

brianred5 0

Monday 22 February 2010 16:47

break his nose back

thor89 0

Monday 22 February 2010 22:07

I"ll Chris Brown a Bitch!!

ILikePopCorn 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 3:52

haha, i think that he just made up the whole intire story just to be able to punch you in the face. that or you have bad luck. but i go for the first one. ;-)

Fatalally 4

Tuesday 23 February 2010 4:16

There's nothing wrong with it if you yell surprise. Surprise! * Back's up slowly...runs away screaming* lol

shadaboo2014 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 4:22

#43 it's her boyfriend u dummy

michael32123 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 6:54

agreed with 59.. he Chris browned ur ass

cellycrunk 16

Thursday 24 June 2010 7:46

how many times must he repeat this story before he realizes he's going to hit people everytime? :)

Foxracingluver 0

Monday 22 February 2010 12:20

second.... not that it matters hehe

xHabsfanx 0

Monday 22 February 2010 13:34

Keep on trolling, trolling trolling for the world to change, one day our trolling generation will rule the FML population Sorry a John Mayer song was on as I was posting this... OP, next time stand a metre away from your boyfried when he tells you stories.