By Anonymous - 04/10/2011 16:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got drunk and tried to french-kiss my dog. Now he has 12 stitches in his face, and he's insisting we have to get my dog put down. FML
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Philliesfan9391 3

Put your boyfriend down for violating your dog.

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holeyman 8

Instead of getting a new dog, get a new boyfriend.

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Freeze_fml 16

Something to think about every time you kiss him.

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gntfmlingnow 12

That she should scratch the hell out of his face. Seems legit.

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SCREAM4meeee 0

Hell, I woulda done the same if your husband tried to kiss me.

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swimchica22 0

3 words. Dog comes first(:

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Jennyboo5797 4

I insist that you get your boyfriend put down! :o

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Alwayspullout 7

I all honestly, I could try to kiss my dog and would definitely not bite me... Just saying...

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DoubleDose 0

I dont know why you thumbed 72 down, probably because you didn't get it, a female dog is on official terms called a bitch, therefore he was referring to the dog that bit the boyfriend. =)

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loveq1201 0

This is one of the weirdest fmls ive read in awhile hah...

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ikickgingers 15

I thought it said 12 inches in his face... I had to read it twice. Weird, indeed.

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1215116a 14

Your boyfriend needs to stay away from them bitches!

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judices 0

I see what you did there :)

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Ravenclaw2016 6

I request the highest of fives #3!

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Jennyboo5797 4

OP needs to get that bitch out of her life! (Her boyfriend)

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rexgar2000 10

59. that most be one of the most beautiful babies I have ever seen.

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zbajis 7

59 is a cute baby but wrong place, probably not your fault though.

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FUUUandyourmom 16

Not the dog's fault he's an aggressive kisser.

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iam_yummylicious 12

Not the dog's fault it didn't want to be molested.

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1bluesky1 6

Boyfriend plays rough, dog plays back rougher. Stitches are implied

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holeyman 8

Instead of getting a new dog, get a new boyfriend.

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evilplatypus 38

Or date the dog. It sounds like it'd make a better boyfriend.

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captainbj2 0

I agree...French kissing the dog was only the first step for your boyfriend....weird things on store if you stay, as drinking brings out natural tendencies...

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Philliesfan9391 3

Put your boyfriend down for violating your dog.

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oops_im_fucked 8

I'm sorry, but your boyfriend is too aggressive and were gonna have to put him down...

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RawrNom 0

exactly! don't put your dog down. that's wrong!

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nolaneldridge 1

unless the dog is in serious pain. I think it's fine then, but only then.

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Filthy_Animal 25

I agree. Poor dog... Put down your bf insted!!

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Beebow_fml 5

Your boyfriend might be a furry lover, angered by his inability to satisfy his sexual desires with your dog.

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Zomg_Okay 26

Nevermind him, OP. If he wants to get absolutely hammered and get bitten by a dog, thats his problem. Don't let him take his stupidity out on the dog.

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starlight88 21

Do not put that dog down!!! If you do you're just as dumb as your dumbass bf!! What a ******* moron!

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KnucklesDeep 5

I really hope you told your boyfriend to go and fornicate off.

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