Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend got drunk and tried to french-kiss my dog. Now he has 12 stitches in his face, and he's insisting we have to get my dog put down. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML
Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend of 2 years, I was backing out of his driveway when he came running out yelling "STOP!" I thought he wanted to make up so I kept going, until I'd run over his dog. FML
Today, my ex adopted a dog from the dog pound. It was the same dog he made me get rid of while we were still together. FML
Today, I was on the couch, about to make out with the guy I've been dating. As soon as our lips touched, my overprotective dog ran up and bit him. He bled. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me only two weeks after he moved into my place, because his massive German shepherd keeps running scared from my cat. Apparently, I ruined his dog by letting my cat be dominant to him, and it’s all my fault his dog is a wuss. FML
Today, while I was on a field trip with my son, my husband decided to get rid of our dog without asking anyone. Now I get to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, and he thinks he did nothing wrong. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Is that what POS stands for? I was always confused when someone called me a "point of sale." I guess I'm Clueless Air Force (AF.)
crsyldy 19
I hope you’re not too sad about the breakup because it sounds like a good thing.
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Comments (13)
Charlie Given 28
Well sounds like you dodged a bullet he sounds like he is a POS (piece of shit)
RichardPencil 32
Is that what POS stands for? I was always confused when someone called me a "point of sale." I guess I'm Clueless Air Force (AF.)
Charlie Given 28
Ya there's about a dozen meaning depending on situation, like point of saturation (science) person of solicitation (authorities) etc.
crsyldy 19
I hope you’re not too sad about the breakup because it sounds like a good thing.
Harold Boriety 2
shoot the damn dog if a. dog bit.me.
bloopaloop 27
Pit bull I bet
shannon2348 14
that's a ridiculous and offensive comment
Jonkbaby 23
that's ridiculous. everyone knows pitbulls only eat babies
circuitboynm 8
Sounds like a win-win
Razell 13
You might be a masochist if.... you still want joint custody of the dog that put you in the emergency room.