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By Whoops - 28/01/2010 20:21 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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By suzanneallen - 11/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML

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By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2009 09:43 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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By anyoi - 25/04/2012 22:43 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 20:34 - Netherlands - Kerkrade

Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 23:52 - United States

Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML

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The nerve of some people

By Inga44 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

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Go to drunk, you're sleep

By Anonymous - 21/10/2021 16:00 - New Zealand - Nelson

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend, who was half asleep at 3 am, saying he was yelling my name because he needed toilet paper. We don’t even live together. FML

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killabee 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:15

A voice coming from his pants? "OMG! That thing talks?!?! ...oh it's just my dad."

BadPinkKitty07 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:05

amazing... simply amazing. imma say YDI.

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BadPinkKitty07 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:05

amazing... simply amazing. imma say YDI.

BlueJeans2626 0

Friday 29 January 2010 3:53

karma (:

reneetlovesyou 30

Saturday 12 July 2014 2:20

Agreed, if you're not old enough to be out on your own without a curfew, there's a good chance you shouldn't be participating in those activities.

iankennedy17 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:05

so I guess you won't be seeing him for a while, eh?

HeresReality 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:15

pocket dialing has nothing to do with this fml actually. the gist of this fml is she wasn't home on time

irsmeagol 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:51

the question still stands fyi...

Kylias 6

Friday 29 January 2010 2:08

Actually pocket-dialing has a lot to do with the FML. If he didn't pocket-dial, the parents wouldn't have been notified and there would be no FML.

RKftw 0

Friday 29 January 2010 3:01

the gist of this fml was her parents heard her maing out too lol

petrcech_fml 0

Friday 29 January 2010 4:01

Nick got played spread the word

HunYoCrazy 0

Friday 29 January 2010 5:40

ghcc

EastonxStealth 0

Friday 29 January 2010 5:43

hehe gist

joker141 0

Friday 29 January 2010 8:50

what you need is a boyfriend who will run there toungue down ur crack...mmmmm I love smelly butt

TomFantastic 0

Friday 29 January 2010 15:40

68 makes a fine point

mellie1029 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:40

wat?

zoe_zoe_fml 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 5:45

I did that before!!! I was skipping and my dad called and I accidently answered! I managed to get out of it:)

iankennedy17 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:06

so I guess you won't be seeing him for a while, eh?

supergamer94 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:06

YDI for not being home on time.

pwincessa23 1

Friday 29 January 2010 7:26

Was she not home on time or did she sneak out?

elektrik_fml 0

Friday 29 January 2010 22:14

Oh come on. Like everybody here is always home when your parents say to. Stop acting you you're all god-like children who have never disobeyed (a possibly) unreasonable thing.