By turnmyphoneoff - 24/9/2019 00:01

The Phone Call

Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend, which consisted of him telling me that he, "does man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes," and that I've been, "trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man," but, "that shit ain't right." Then he threw up. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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By 123Puppy | 22

#7845927 - Tuesday 24 September 2019 0:38

Why are you with him?

By Phil | 14

#7845934 - Tuesday 24 September 2019 1:26

Just tell him that you're more woman than he can handle, and twice the man he'll ever be.

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By 123Puppy | 22

#7845927 - Tuesday 24 September 2019 0:38

Why are you with him?

Vanessa Lucado | 11

#7845933 - Tuesday 24 September 2019 1:19

Hopefully she isn't anymore. I would've dumped his ass right then.

By Phil | 14

#7845934 - Tuesday 24 September 2019 1:26

Just tell him that you're more woman than he can handle, and twice the man he'll ever be.

By LostSoul | 18

#7845939 - Tuesday 24 September 2019 2:03

leave now! it will only get worse.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7845947 - Tuesday 24 September 2019 3:20

I hope you mean...

...you finish it.

By acmariner99 | 23

#7845948 - Tuesday 24 September 2019 3:40

And then he woke up with a hangover, amnesia, and single.

By TrashlifeKaylala | 12

#7845952 - Tuesday 24 September 2019 4:21

Sounds to me like being with you prevented him from doing something while he was out. Especially if hes out with his friends. Potentially stayed loyal but bitter he couldnt act like a fuck boy. Dump him

By nemcali | 33

#7845975 - Tuesday 24 September 2019 8:01

This shit ain’t right indeed...

By mssileas | 25

#7845985 - Tuesday 24 September 2019 8:32

Release him into the wild then, no losses here.

By slym12312425 | 8

#7846126 - Tuesday 24 September 2019 20:11

sounds like he was a fuck boy to begin with and was getting ragged on by is Idiot Friends while out with them for not cheating on you. plus one for loyalty minus... Well more than one for all of the idiocy that phone call contained. the solution? Dump his ass and find somebody who has enough respect for you to not drunk dial you and disrespect you in that way.

By E2dav | 3

#7846167 - Wednesday 25 September 2019 0:05

Please tell me you haven't and will not speak to him again. You deserve waaay better