Today, after getting sick of my boyfriend pestering me for a threesome, I invited a male friend over. My boyfriend strongly declined, because, "Hell no, I ain’t gay." So this man expects me to be a lesbian, but him being gay is a problem. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend that I once fooled around innocently with another girl. He’s now trying to force me to "explore my bisexuality". Not because he thinks it’s a healthy expression, but he thinks it’s "hot" and wants to set up threesomes. FML
Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML
Today, a guy propositioned me for a threesome with his girlfriend. I don't know what's worse, the fact that he's knows I'm gay and have a boyfriend, or the fact that his girlfriend is my sister. He seemed confused as to why I turned him down. FML
Today, a female friend of mine keeps telling people we’re dating. No matter how many times I told her I'm gay and only attracted to men, she won’t take that for an answer. She’s actually arranged for me to meet her parents next weekend. FML
Today, I had to make up a boyfriend to stop my lesbian roommate coming onto me. FML
Today, I was going to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. He couldn't get hard and pouted about it for nearly two hours. When I went to comfort him, he said, "Man, I hope I'm not gay." FML
Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML
Today, my boyfriend thinks he’s having a sexuality crisis because I convinced him to let me stick a finger up his rear-end and he orgasmed so hard that now he’s worried he might be gay without knowing it. I love him, but God he’s hard work sometimes. FML
Today, my boyfriend came out as a polyamorous, and then immediately asked me if he could date another guy I thought was my friend. I’m such a pushover, I said yes. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why I'd be angry if he had a foursome with 3 other people. FML
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Top comments
Sdog 6
Tell him it ain’t gay if it’s in a three-way
spinspinsugar 12
sounds like he's immature af
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Comments (11)
Sdog 6
Tell him it ain’t gay if it’s in a three-way
spinspinsugar 12
sounds like he's immature af
RichardPencil 32
Sounds about right. You should have just gotten with two other girls so you can tell him, "Been there, done that."
revolutionbabe 15
good job.
Jon Tessler 14
should have invited 2 other females over and told him the only way he gets his 3some is if he sits there and watches, like a good boy
Jeremy de Paris 6
Point is she may not be at all into girls. If he wants another pussy for him, he also has to be okay with her enjoying another d*ck. No one has to touch or be touched in a way which doesn't feel comfortable, period.
lizardlover95 7
tell him if he doesn't cut the crap it will just be him and his hand 😊
bobsanction 18
Well he never specified that it needed to be with another woman. He really needs to work on his communication.
aribanks 12
YOU WIN!!!!
Warp1978 15
👏👏👏👏 Perfect, I would have loved to see the look on his face 😄
ChipBoundary 9
Bisexual and lesbian are not the same thing. You are not gay or lesbian if you are bisexual. They are two entirely different things. Also, a three-way can be done between entirely heterosexual people. You do not have to do anything with the same-sex person and it is still a three-way. Sounds like you both have some learning and growing up to do.
Jeremy de Paris 6
Honestly she didn't say she wanted him to have intercourse with the other lad, just that she brought him over. Considering how some people have biased views on sexuality or homosexuality and how some guys doesn't understand the basic concept of reciprocity and empathy, I will not be surprised that he was just unsecured about his masculinity and thought he was just gonna be disgusted just by seing another guy's junk.
ChipBoundary 9
She was afraid of doing the activity with another woman and said she had to be a lesbian in order for a woman to be part of a three-way with her. It shows she suffers from the same ignorance and homophobia that he does. This has nothing to do with empathy or reciprocity. Empathy is the most misused term these days, anyway. It simply means you can understand and share in someone's feelings. It does not mean that if you act contrary to their feelings that you lack empathy. I can feel empathy for someone and do what needs to be done or what I want to do regardless of those feelings.