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  Forlorn420  |  9

Just say no and don't answer his texts or calls. What can he do about that? Harass you or steal the dog. Either way, you win both those situations in the long run. He's a douche

By  KVKdragon  |  26

Hah, if I were you, I wouldn't even bother arguing about it. If he has the gall to insinuate that he should keep the dog, he'd be out of the house before he even thinks of a second remark. And if he's giving you trouble, call the cops and tell them that he's giving you trouble. You owe him nothing. You owe it to your dog to stay with him as his/her lifelong friend though :)

By  bReLiNg  |  18

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.. Show it anyway

  AKGirlinSD  |  20

I feel like a dumbass for asking what 6 is trying to state/imply. Anyone care to explain? (Yes, I expect the usual random answers from the FML-lifers even though I really am curious :-).)

  sammichbunny  |  3

Hey,do everyone a favor and go back to the dark cave you came from.I dont see anything wrong with my comment,if you do,fuck you for all I care.:P.Im just new here,can anyone help me out and (nicely) let me know what was wrong with my comment?

  Sirin_fml  |  46

It was terrible, the worst comment I've seen all day, even worse than a Carlos Mencia attempt at writing his own jokes. I'm going to consult my lawyer to see if I can sue for the return of lost brain cells.

  ryry013  |  6

Well... I'll tell you two things wrong with your comments, since you asked.

First, the original one is confusing. I'm assuming its a letter to the OP from the dog saying "Don't let him take me"

Second, we don't like mean people. You didn't need the first half of your reply. Just the second half would have gotten you imaginary FML points.

  haitaku  |  1

You comment was worded in a very awkward manner. Be sure to stylize comments in an easier manner, such as:

'Don't let him take me, OP!'
That's what I imagine the OP's dog is saying D:
Really, there's no way YDI, either. Unless you gave your boyfriend the dog.

Something like that looks much nicer, so people will be able to understand your comment better, and you won't get thumbed down into hell.

By  acidkitten  |  14

Let the dog decide. Put the dog in between you both and then whoever it comes to first keeps the dog. It should come to you, but just in case put a tasty morsel of food in your pocket or something. Then, when it comes to you, kick your boyfriend out the door. Or set the dog on him. Either will suffice.

  nature_girl_08  |  14

as funny as this would be in a joking manner, OP really shouldn't do it...the dog is hers. she's had it since she was a child; it's not something where they bought the dog while they were together. OP's boyfriend needs a nice kick in the pants, in my opinion. If he tries to take it, it's theft.

  littlelotte98  |  3

ok I think that is a horrible idea first off because I did that with my dog and my mom and well let's just say I didn't win because mom had a ball in her hand but anyway it's a bad idea because that guy owes her nothing that's her dog not his what so ever

By  misspulkadot24  |  17

Get your dumb blonde friend who coincidentally is a lawyer and march up to his trailer and say these words: "I'm taking the dog...dumbass!" It works, I saw it in a movie.

  TBelle4Ever  |  15

You're talking about Legally Blonde, and the girl in that movie was NOT dumb. She was incredibly smart. You should watch that movie again to see what I'm talking about.

  misspulkadot24  |  17

Nope...pretty sure she was dumb. She got into Harvard because of her body, did well in class because her professor wanted to bang her, and won that case because she knew a lot about perms and cosmetics. Let's be realistic...she was dumb, and that kind of scenario doesn't happen in real life.


I'm pretty I'm speaking on behalf of blondes everywhere when I say that being blonde does not make you dumb.. Especially considering I am blonde and I got into the university that I wanted and not because of my body and not because I knew a lot about perms and whatever or because guys wanted to bang me.. Thanks but please shut up

  misspulkadot24  |  17

My sister is blonde and gets straight A's. That wasn't my point all. I'm saying in THIS movie there was a dumb blonde. 2 separate adjectives. Being blonde doesn't have anything to do with how smart or dumb you are.

  Bluekaren16  |  19

To all the blondes there is a reason why everyone calls blondes dumb. When people bleach their hair, the peroxide in the hair dye causes brain damage. That is where the blonde jokes came about. The media also has a lot to do with it.

  Ihavehiccups  |  5

The point of the film was that people thought she was dumb, but then she worked hard and got into law school and was able to solve a murder case using, uh, alternate knowledge. But she wasn't dumb. To OP, don't worry about him, and if anything happens to your dog you know who your prime suspect is.