By SimpleSwimmer - 04/10/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, I applied for a job as a dishwasher. I was denied because I don't have enough experience. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 945
You deserved it 3 259

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1215116a 14

I wanted to become anything...so I became a dishwasher.

Well go back to mr. Miyagi and practice your wax on-wax off. That should help

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How dare thou misuse the sacred first spot?... no seriously dude, really?

You should have put under your recent jobs: "being a woman."

You should have put under your recent jobs: "being a woman."

= your spot on my hit list

I may be a dude, but I hate sexist shits like you. You're sitting next to a car that's not yours acting like an idiot. Besides.. it says no where OP is a woman. Idiot. Rant over.

I've always wondered where experience is supposed to come from if they all require it. Family business doesn't count.

Get fucked

1215116a 14

I wanted to become anything...so I became a dishwasher.

It takes skill to load a dishwasher

Maybe op wasn't a girl?

Only certain human beings are born with the amazing skill of dishwashing.

I have a PHD in Dish Washing.

Are you a woman? (kidding... Mostly)

This fml happened to me too during the summer lol

60- Cool story bro

you must not be a woman

Hey hey hey!! They can be very slippery, wet, and hard. We're still talking about dishes, right?

Jacked by the dish washing machine

Don't they have dishwashers, like the machines ?

106- Yes. They have machines that load and unload themselves. You have to hire someone to at least do that much, genius.

Its a dirty job but somebody's gotta do it. And that somebody is not you.

You have to be made a dishwasher. You're not a tramsformer, you can't just be one silly.

Much experience is needed to master the eat of washing a dish

OP, become a sammich (tm) maker instead.

I am learning dishwashing in harvard.

That sounds like a personal problem, ask for a try out next time?

They're all personal problems.

You're fat, now that sounds like a personal problem. Put the fork down. How can you sit and rag on a guy for trying to get a job? Low life dumpster slut. I luvu

Sheesh people it's a joke.

You can never have enough experience to be a dishwasher!

well, you know what to do... GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN!

Machines are taking your jobs.

Dey Tuk our jobs.

That's why I called John connor

@14 - "dey tuk er jerbs"?

They took our jobs!!

I believe the saying is They took our jobs. Dhey tuk our jorbs. Dey TUK er jerbs. DEY TUK ER JERBS!!!!! DEEY TUUK ERR JEERBSSSS!!!!!

Its the rise of the machines..

No, China took our jobs, as well as Mexico and Indonesia. As well as those F**king Goobacks!!! Terk. Our jobs

Well go back to mr. Miyagi and practice your wax on-wax off. That should help

so then you're not a woman?

I really doubt that's the real reason they didn't hire you.

go die in a hole.

Dig a ditch... Then bury the bitch?

Unlike you i wash the dishes when my mom tells me to...

My mom gets angry at me when I wash the dishes when she tells me to. I have to do it before she even thinks to tell me to do them.

Dix, I just told my brother he makes me look like a card carrying member of Mensa - do you have my house wired, again? Please put down the tissues, binoculars, and vaseline....

That was for 45!!! W h a t t h e b l o o d y f u c k !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two 45's... I don't understand you fml app... ;/