Passionate

By Anonymous - 09/10/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 063
You deserved it 440

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Rough sex sounds fun, in theory, but the reality is the un-fun kind of pain.

samomaha 17

Ah, the sweet smell of romance! oh, err, uhm, garbage cans!

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Rough sex sounds fun, in theory, but the reality is the un-fun kind of pain.

Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15

well no, in reality this was (hopefully) an accident and shouldn't happen 😂

samomaha 17

Ah, the sweet smell of romance! oh, err, uhm, garbage cans!

I think you mean "he pushed me so hard *he* cut open my head".

Hmm... alley, smashing head, brick wall... Is he trying to imitate a moment from The Boys? You guys aren't nearly invincible super heroes, in case he didn't know.