By syl - 11/02/2010 06:18 - Canada
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... he seems cool o_O
lol not reali it's jus funny not cool
sounds like a man after my own heart
haha he's genius
means he's doing exactly what we would
haha that's ******* brilliant, I'm naming my dick after someone in the bible sooo many little metaphors.
are you a Jesus freak?
FYL
Let Jesus touch you
so....... did u accept Jesus into your life LMAO
that's just funny
how is this an fml?
You just need to let Jesus inside you.
haha your bfs awesome love him haha
106 u are my hero
it's brilliant but I can see how it would be annoying
lol #90!
haha ur boyfriend is awesome op
would u rather it be a girls name? like: would u like to be touched by [insert girl name here].
I've heard weirder codes than that one, he now sounds very religious
hahaha that sounds like something my bf would say as a joke lol.. I hope u took it lightly and mucked around with him bak lol
If his junk can't do any miracles exorcise him!
I like your samurai champloo pic <3
quelbaby ur from p.a arnt you
Thanks Xdnurse! That's so cool you know where itz from!!
yesh I'm an anime junkie...;3
lmfao. do it just as a joke I dare you
guess what you think about every Sunday at church xD
Only in Canada...
****** American...
hes funny lol
FYL naaawwss I would hate that, I would be like shut tfu it's a penis not Jesus, aw.
oo but when it goes in ull be shouting the lords name in vain there's no denyin it
don't **** with Jesus!
hahah. "**** with Jesus"... I get it :D
Are you retarded? Your grammar and just plain stupidity makes me want to shoot myself. But then I said naaaawww I won't shoot myself. Aw
ask him if his Jesus would like the same fate as the real one ?
I'll call it whatever name that pleases you if it gets your number... and create better inuendos
ew
lmao
Okay, let's hear some.
If I call it any pokemon i want... I choose you ________. what!?!??________ is evolving?? _____ use ur hydropump, quick attack, stringshot... ect... the terminator pops cherry... I'll be back done *******.... hasta la vista baby... kick her out I'll call it moby dick if it catches me that whale few examples I have tons more lmao
Me thinks you're not getting that number...
since when does jesus live in pantss?
get a life!! ^ really guys? y'all go on fml to hit on girls? lmao
If you go to anyone from the church they'll tell you to let Jesus in..
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... he seems cool o_O
hahaha that sounds like something my bf would say as a joke lol.. I hope u took it lightly and mucked around with him bak lol