By syl - 11/2/2010 06:18 - Canada
  Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML
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  scuba1722  |  0

If I call it any pokemon i want...
I choose you ________.
what!?!??________ is evolving??
_____ use ur hydropump, quick attack, stringshot... ect...

the terminator

pops cherry... I'll be back
done fucking.... hasta la vista baby... kick her out

I'll call it moby dick if it catches me that whale

few examples I have tons more lmao

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  Ajjas013  |  6

Jesus wants to stay the night.