@38, I agree! That's why I always un-hide the negative comments. Most of the time it's just uptight dumbasses that get offended when you bring God into it. So they gather together, & thumbs down so many times it's like they're giving directions to the party at Satan's house later... Usually the negative ones are the true Awsmness.
Explain to him that, "biblical roleplay," isn't a turn on for you. It isn't like one kink that isn't mutual will ruin sex between you forever.
On a side note, that's friggin hilarious.
Let me rephrase.
Hey, don't worry about it. Tell him you don't want to call him Jesus. Communication is important in a relationship.
The image in my mind of a man screaming, "Call me Jesus!" mid-thrust is hilarious, though.