do the next best thing and shout "oh god!" he would be so pissed if you said his fathers name!

Well if he wants to be Jesus then she should be shouting out, "Oh, your dad! Your dad!"

Why did this get buried? It's freakin hilarious.

@38, I agree! That's why I always un-hide the negative comments. Most of the time it's just uptight dumbasses that get offended when you bring God into it. So they gather together, & thumbs down so many times it's like they're giving directions to the party at Satan's house later... Usually the negative ones are the true Awsmness.

I hope your name isn't Mary, that way this doesn't turn into an Oedipus complex...

Only acceptable if he's Hispanic

Took me too long to understand that you weren't being racist. Well played #2.

A little megalomaniac but seriously funny.

Jesus should already be inside you anyway.

Your comment and picture go beautifully together

Don't you mean divinely, 13? ;)

Haha, not sure Christians would be pleased with that. Unless he's Christian grey, he seems to like the 'kinky fuckery'

Christians won't know unless she tells them.

some people have weird fetishes..

Maybe the sex was so good that he felt reborn.

I laughed so hard at this, thank you!!!

I would a asked you to call me Moses as I part your sea.

Well remember that Moses didn't just part any old sea. He parted the Red Sea. So she can only call you Moses for about 1 week every month.

Well played, well played indeed

Well... that makes is a good safeword :D

My safe word is: "Roxbury"

Because-- Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me, no more

I fucking choked.
I'm totally using "Roxbury" as one of my safewords now. Bahaha.

Explain to him that, "biblical roleplay," isn't a turn on for you. It isn't like one kink that isn't mutual will ruin sex between you forever.
On a side note, that's friggin hilarious.

I can't even tell if you're with this post or against it…

Let me rephrase.
Hey, don't worry about it. Tell him you don't want to call him Jesus. Communication is important in a relationship.
The image in my mind of a man screaming, "Call me Jesus!" mid-thrust is hilarious, though.