Well if he wants to be Jesus then she should be shouting out, "Oh, your dad! Your dad!"

Why did this get buried? It's freakin hilarious.

@38, I agree! That's why I always un-hide the negative comments. Most of the time it's just uptight dumbasses that get offended when you bring God into it. So they gather together, & thumbs down so many times it's like they're giving directions to the party at Satan's house later... Usually the negative ones are the true Awsmness.

I hope your name isn't Mary, that way this doesn't turn into an Oedipus complex...

Took me too long to understand that you weren't being racist. Well played #2.

Your comment and picture go beautifully together

Don't you mean divinely, 13? ;)

Christians won't know unless she tells them.

I laughed so hard at this, thank you!!!

Well remember that Moses didn't just part any old sea. He parted the Red Sea. So she can only call you Moses for about 1 week every month.

Well played, well played indeed

My safe word is: "Roxbury" Because-- Baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me, no more

I fucking choked. I'm totally using "Roxbury" as one of my safewords now. Bahaha.

I can't even tell if you're with this post or against it…

Let me rephrase. Hey, don't worry about it. Tell him you don't want to call him Jesus. Communication is important in a relationship. The image in my mind of a man screaming, "Call me Jesus!" mid-thrust is hilarious, though.