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By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
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Dick_diamond 22
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Was he trying to give directions to himself? Afraid he might skip a step?

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RobinGoodfellow 47
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While I think it's a good idea to not force sex to be a serious thing, I also think that that's weird and not remotely sexy.

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tossaway2321 5

What a turn off

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BigLatchZatch 14
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OP should've said exit, stage right.

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turtlesman 7

was just giving himself direction lol

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YourOpinionSucks 22

Whenever I enter my girlfriend I always whisper in her ear "We are one". Doesn't turn her off, she thinks it's funny :p

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creepyclowntown 10
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iSnipeFatPeople 18

That's awfully rude, the poor guy was awfully focused on trying to please his lady! Even if in an odd or slightly creepy way...

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drayloon 50

Reply with "terminate, mission abort"

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Malahkaa 19

Lucky he didn't say " front, back.."

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whoredom 21
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victorvldv 8
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Please stop, jk

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jay_ladybug 19
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That pun didn't even make sense. Not to mention the word you're searching for is excited not exited.

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missbrit818 20
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Chicagoillinois 18
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People obviously don't understand sarcasm

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RobinGoodfellow 47
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While I think it's a good idea to not force sex to be a serious thing, I also think that that's weird and not remotely sexy.

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PerditaDessa 38

It'd crack me up. Definitely not sexy but I think he sounds like a lot of fun.

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MisterEx 28
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It is also possible that he was just trying to distract himself to avoid climaxing too early.

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yumi209 5
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Thats kinda sad though don't you think?

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pastel_fml 18
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Like, what the actual fuck? I can't even imagine.

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MisterEx 28
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You must have a very limited imagination then, dear.

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Dick_diamond 22
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Was he trying to give directions to himself? Afraid he might skip a step?

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Dave_Davington 33
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Enter... Exit... Enter... Exit... Enter.... Enter. Oh, shit, I hit the cervix again.

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Mauskau 35
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Instructions unclear, got my dick caught in a drawer.

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Enslaved 36
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Tell him "Access denied" in your computer voice.

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