XDNurse

About Xdnurse

Jamaican, Nurse, addicted to Facebook... in College ;3

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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Xdnurse's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Noname - / Thursday 12 March 2009 09:30 / New Zealand

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 1 March 2010 22:04 / United States

Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Username / Wednesday 24 February 2010 15:06 / France

Today, I was brushing my teeth when I felt a lump of something in the corner of my mouth. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food that my toothbrush had dislodged, I spat it out into the sink. It was a woodlouse. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By puzzled - / Wednesday 24 February 2010 12:58 / United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stopped by me. While the parents were fixing the strap, the baby looked at me, gasped, looked at me again, gasped, and then screamed. Ten minutes later, another baby looked at me and screamed. My face scares babies. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Scaryman - / Sunday 21 February 2010 00:03 / United States

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One more and it's business time