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Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML

By boom / Thursday 17 March 2011 21:26 / United States
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Or...........Today I finally got up the courage to ask the girl I've had a crush on for years if she needed a ride. When I dropped her back off at her house, I accidentally hit her with my car door. FML.

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If he thought it was in park, then he would have realized it wasn't when he let his foot off the brake. The end result would have been him immediately putting it back in park and not running OP over. Theory: This was done purposefully, in an attempt to end OP's life! Why? Because, SHE stole the cookie from the cookie jar!! Sorry, OP, you're in danger! RUN!!

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8 LOL, that seriously has to be the most epic picture ever. Fuck feelings at this point, cuz that deserves a nobel price. Common sense and morale shouldn't stand in the way of most people's amusement. End of discussion.

Or...........Today I finally got up the courage to ask the girl I've had a crush on for years if she needed a ride. When I dropped her back off at her house, I accidentally hit her with my car door. FML.

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