Miscellaneous: Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to...

By boom - 17/03/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 144

You deserved it 3 785

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By Lmop68 - 27/05/2009 05:27 - Canada

Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 050

You deserved it 17 357

By Robert - 13/09/2013 01:11 - United States - Drummond Island

Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 081

You deserved it 52 712

By madd_dizzle - 25/10/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my crush finally let me drive his truck for the first time in a empty parking lot, after he told me he liked me. It was so dark that I ended up driving into and pole and totaled his car. Now he hates me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 748

You deserved it 43 435

Impressive

By mikej1985 - 20/03/2009 17:11 - Canada

Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 478

You deserved it 70 348

By icantdrive - 19/03/2009 04:22 - Canada

Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 289

You deserved it 73 383

By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 622

You deserved it 2 193

By hatemylifelol - 08/01/2016 20:33 - United States - Roseville

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 220

You deserved it 20 868

By thekriss - 23/08/2012 20:28 - France - Paris

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 928

You deserved it 12 100

Goddammit

By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 02:20 - United States

Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 323

You deserved it 31 925

By clop clop clopping all the way - 20/06/2013 21:13 - United States

Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 461

You deserved it 3 982

holymolybro 0

Friday 18 March 2011 0:02

Speaking of Crush.

teddybear334 4

Friday 18 March 2011 0:24

Or...........Today I finally got up the courage to ask the girl I've had a crush on for years if she needed a ride. When I dropped her back off at her house, I accidentally hit her with my car door. FML.

Comments

TayonaC 10

Friday 18 March 2011 0:02

well I know that hurt!

MissBunny25 0

Friday 18 March 2011 6:19

"Today, I tried to back my car over this annoying chick that likes me... she survived. FML."

OneBigMessUp 5

Friday 18 March 2011 7:22

Lol #67 :L

Downyyyy 0

Friday 18 March 2011 8:03

67 looks like kesha

sunshine233 0

Friday 18 March 2011 8:06

I agree

missory_missouri 0

Friday 18 March 2011 8:06

If he thought it was in park, then he would have realized it wasn't when he let his foot off the brake. The end result would have been him immediately putting it back in park and not running OP over. Theory: This was done purposefully, in an attempt to end OP's life! Why? Because, SHE stole the cookie from the cookie jar!! Sorry, OP, you're in danger! RUN!!

Adorlee 11

Friday 18 March 2011 9:08

67 LOL! 74 she looks better than Ke$ha.

L3Paparazzo 7

Friday 18 March 2011 11:29

omg 67 soooo looks like ke$$$ha :P

tminihan 0

Friday 18 March 2011 12:06

win

sexxy_skater 0

Friday 18 March 2011 19:16

79-Agreed.

TayonaC 10

Friday 18 March 2011 21:19

where is 67?!

holymolybro 0

Friday 18 March 2011 0:02

Speaking of Crush.

bazingaman10 0

Friday 18 March 2011 0:09

I see what you did there

TayonaC 10

Friday 18 March 2011 0:10

haha right? and dude u might get some crap because of your picture :/

tulsafml 0

Friday 18 March 2011 0:14

:')

holymolybro 0

Friday 18 March 2011 0:14

I really don't care. It's the Internet, if people get butt-hurt over this picture I feel sorry for them.

kykyshay 0

Friday 18 March 2011 1:28

good one! :)

karlita22 0

Friday 18 March 2011 3:57

Hahaha funny one

Timmeyh87 0

Friday 18 March 2011 5:35

8 LOL, that seriously has to be the most epic picture ever. **** feelings at this point, cuz that deserves a nobel price. Common sense and morale shouldn't stand in the way of most people's amusement. End of discussion.