Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML
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Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, a girl mistook me for her boyfriend and broke up with me because I'm "a liar and a cheating bastard." I've never seen her in my life, but I'm so lonely that I tried to convince her to give me another chance and stay with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
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sarawr 0
Random people will/have done things like that. I know a friend of mine did that once at a bar after a guy proposed (not nice, at all) to his girlfriend. Don't underestimate people's cruelty. =/
fnool 0
I feel shitty just reading this. Sounds awful whether it's true or not.
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Comments (219)
Jbomb01 0
I'm calling shenanigans, no random girl would do that
SerbianGirl_fml 0
OMG I'm so sorry. :(
ZleveL 0
this calls for a **** punt
Clare420 0
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we all know that you really were cheating
ManlyDunsparce 3
Women. They're just evil people that we can't live without. Unless you're gay.
UniUni 20
Random people do that because they're lonely, and want to ruin other people's love life, which is an asshole move, but we live in a ****** up world
sarawr 0
Random people will/have done things like that. I know a friend of mine did that once at a bar after a guy proposed (not nice, at all) to his girlfriend. Don't underestimate people's cruelty. =/
bree4life 0
awe !! i feel so bad for you !! :(
bgukusa00 0
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im sorry but this is hilarious and ur girlfriend is sooo mean to u aswell why would she break up with u thaz just pure evil seriously sorry xxx =))))
drano 0
What MAY have happened was the GF wanted to break up with him, and gave some random girl 5 bucks to come up pretending to be seeing him. And the GF pretended to believe her and broke up with him, because she GF didn't want to tell him right to her face :O
nazooer 11
Mhmm.. But couldnt the OP just say "Oh if we're dating, whats my name?"
LaurenLovee 0
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Um.... I've done that many times... :)
cuzitwasgood 3
Sounds fishy to me...
riaaa 0
lol that's what i thought too haha ^O^
ferrarifan777 0
yea but if the OPs name is bob theres a good chance she could have guessed
kaitRAGE 0
#149 Hahahahahah! I actually LOLd :)
hawwwty 0
I kno what a ******* bitch
Hunty1 14
Omggggg how old are you like 5? Seriously. That wasn't cool of the girl to do to OP. I don't se how it's funny.
fnool 0
I feel shitty just reading this. Sounds awful whether it's true or not.
hypergeezer 0
#3 I agree, sorry about that OP that really sucks :/ what a bitch though, you should have asked her what your name is and prove to your gf that she's just some random asswipe
Canuck 0
I agree #3 just terrible and the name thing wouldn't work.. any smart person who really wanted to be cruel would just say.. WTF?!?! you lied about your name aswell? your a dirtbag and then walk away.. or something along those lines.. good idea in theory tho
quietgirl 0
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I would do that. but then I would be like just kidding I don't even know you
swooshq 0
yeah me too. I'd do that just for fun, but then I'd say just kidding.
Canuck 0
and then they would both beat the crap out of you for being such a douche..
rebel_yell_tiny 0
if it is true you should find that girl and make her apologize and tell your gf the truth. lol ehh idk.
KittyCatsDance 3
Maybe, it was planned and the gf got her friend he wouldn't recognize to be the "random girl"...
Peroxide 3
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and whats the moral of the story kids? never be faithfull to crazy ass bitches
xNatsuki 0
How was his ex-girlfriend a crazy bitch?
Peroxide 3
after 4 years, 4 freaking years! of being 100% faithfull she dumps him after some random bitch makes up some cracker jack crap. she has no proof i rest my case
Failercoptor 0
AMEN
nomadxx7 0
It's called trust and once that's gone it's hard to get back. Ever hear the saying, "it takes a lifetime to build trust but only a moment to destroy it." I think you'd be well to learn that life lesson and stop calling people crazy ass people. It's a trust issue that she took seriously.
crybaby220 0
I agree with nomad. Why on earth would she suspect some random chick to play that kind of joke on someone she'd never met? His girlfriend would naturally assume it was true. That really, really sucks though. FYL.
Finnboghi 0
Because girls are all horrible people who only want to hurt guys. End of story.
doctorbob 0
ok that was totally sexist right there and that is not true. and besides, we shouldnt be blaming the gf but the random bitch
xNatsuki 0
Seriously. Take a look at this from her point of view. You're walking around with your boyfriend of four years, suddenly someone shows up and says that she's been seeing your boyfriend. Then his explanation is that she's just some crazy bitch who randomly targeted him for some fun.
FrostyNorth 0
Sorry but unless this random girl somehow knew his name or had a super-convincing story about his fake name, there's no way his gf should've even begun to suspect him. If she didn't trust him enough after four years to give him the benefit of the doubt, the relationship needed to end anyways.
TheJawsman 18
Sounds like there were some serious trust issues with her...maybe she's not crazy but obviously trust does not come easily for her. It is however, lost easily. If I were you I would have confronted the girl on the spot and asked her to give details about what she "supposedly" knew about you. If your ex had half a brain(and some trust) she'd figure out the other girl was full of it. On the other hand, your ex may have been tired of the relationship, and possibly seeing someone else on her end. If that was the case, she'd look for a reason to dump you and not make her look like the bad person. In the meantime, it's time to start looking for some fresh trim.
cheerchick4life 0
Wow ... Guys hurt girls more...
BLNovelist 0
Maybe because she had no prior reason to not trust her BF? Honestly, if that happened with mine I'd trust him enough to at least plead his case, and look for actual proof if need be to ensure whether it happened or not.
StickFlick 0
It's called trust, It's called trust, It's called trust, What a shit argument. The fact she broke up after one measly comment without hearing his side out first is the first sign of a crazy clingy bitch. A lifetime to build trust? but 1 comment can destroy? This is not a life lesson it's an excuse for crazy bitches everywhere and once it gets into their minds that its ok to act like a retard and drop everything instead of being logical about it then they can do whatever they damn well please. What bullshit! **** that quote, **** that "life lesson", **** that bitch, and **** you!
hawwwty 0
obviously not so clingy if she broke up
acfem9 0
Man that sucks
_Skies 0
That's just wrong. FYL.
stringoffail 0
That random girl owes you a home-cooked meal and about an hour's worth of BJ at least.
mattmag 0
Definitely. Find her and **** her, its the least she can do after ruining your life.
bearforce_1 0
you should have burned the building down...
genius_man16 0
that's what i was thinking if your ex can't trust you then your relationship was doomed anyway, so why not just take this opportunity and go after this other chick?
Tika876 18
Sucks