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By  Coacy

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Have you ever used a microscope before? I mean you'd have to have the penis amputated to even look at it through the microscope lol.

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65- actually, you wouldn't need to amputate it exactly you'd just need to put it in the right spot. But what do I know I use them every day and don't experiment. Er umm, never mind

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lol there's a chatroulette troll who got some kid goood,....the troller pretended to be a girl and acted like his knee was a Vag 0.o

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How is your boyfriend tired of sex? He's male. And with 3 different options, I would think he'd be content. Am I missing something here?

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19, he isn't tired of sex, otherwise he wouldn't be having sex with her armpit. He finds all the other not-armpit related positions boring, so clearly, he isn't content. The only thing I'm wondering right now is whether the OP truely wants this. If she's completely into this weird stuff, then there isn't the slightest problem. If she doesn't like it at all, well, maybe it's time for her to respect her boundaries and rethink about this relationship. Before she get a foot in her ass.

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Or 58, she could say "no" text time. She isn't his sex slave and can have boundaries, but not EVERYTHING has to result in people breaking up. This site is brutal for the suggestions and I've seen you recommend it like 50 times.

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Based on this guy's track record, chances are she's had a foot in her ass already. I still don't understand how you get bored of oral, vag and anal, though...good stuff....

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104, I disagree. He's not egocentric. I think OP is too insecure about the relationship to tell her boyfriend that she's uncomfortable. She wants to make him happy at the expense of her own well being. Just my own speculation.

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Frankly, 104, you cannot know what the best solution is because you don't know OP or her boyfriend or anything more than a blurb posted online about a situation taken out of context. So you don't need to be the relationship guru telling people whether or not to rethink their situation. No one here asked for that and while you're free to post what you want, the 'break up' solution in the real world would be a cop out.

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I agree with most part of your statement, but I must say, that OP's statement highly implies her discontent, I mean for an obvious example she wrote it on the FML site.

Wow, not sure how it gets boring but I'm sorry your boyfriend is looking for new places to do you in. Give him a foot job or something

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I found an old Joy of Sex in my parents' house. It recommended underarm sex. It was from the 70s and the drawings showed a woman completely untouched by razor.

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#56 - Good thinking! That's why I try not to shave the morning before giving a blowjob. If a guy is not too sensitive, a bit of sandpaper will drive him wild.

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Maybe instead of letting him hump different parts of your body which clearly aren't going to leave you satisfied, you should just find a new boyfriend that knows how to make regular sex fun by trying to positions now and then.

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